lirik lagu beefy – intro to dungeon mastering
[chorus]
i’m a noob, it’s true
but so is each and every one of you, in this group
but i’m here working for ya
set you up with some loot
and everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb
i just hope that i don’t k!ll ya
i’m a noob, it’s true
but so is each and every one of you, in this group
but i’m here working for ya
set you up with some loot
and everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb
i just want you to have some fun
[verse 1]
roll call! who’s the team gonna roll those d
half~elf druid just turned 18
dragonborn bard with no ac
gonna have to help ‘em with an npc
gonna have to train ‘em to move safely
gonna have to hook them hard and move them fast if we ever
wanna change the scene
that’s on me, dm beef
dungeon master to my shock
hit perception, hear that knock
do a little work? dude, i punch the clock!
and whatnot, know i got
battle maps and some vis~à~vis
looking up stats for the enemies
and keeping track of your hp
i was gonna have y’all explore the lost mines of phandelver
but i could tell you wanted more, and were down for whatever
and so i crafted up my own lore, a customized adventure
but ask me what’s the name of that dwarf? i simply can’t remember
so i’m not great with names and with number i might be worser
and i might do a voice or two, but you shouldn’t expect matt mercer
cl!ck on the cursor to finding some treasures to give to the members who reach level two
rules may be sh~tty but beefy take pity, yo you having fun is what i want to do
[chorus]
i’m a noob, it’s true
but so is each and every one of you, in this group
but i’m here working for ya
set you up with some loot
and everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb
i just hope that i don’t k!ll ya
i’m a noob, it’s true
but so is each and every one of you, in this group
but i’m here working for ya
set you up with some loot
and everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb
i just want you to have some fun
[verse 2]
as you make your way through the swamp you come across an otherwise abandoned town
you see a light from a shack all the way in the back and you hear a kind of kobold sound
say that you wanna sneak, take a look at your sheet, make a roll to see if you gon’ live
it says 23? they all think you’re a tree. it’s time to roll initiative
got necromancers bringing demons from the darkest h~lls
don’t forget to mark your slots though, not my job to track all your spells
flip and dive and try and strive to defend against an unarmed strike
players new and old all know sometimes you gotta blame the dice
sorry in this setting you can’t shift into a dinosaur
save a disaster, talk to your caster about fireball
everything the bard says doesn’t have to be a metaphor
your sk!lls combining it got ya shining brighter than a megazord
best adventurers in this kingdom
roll die, decide on your victim
starting now the future’s unwritten
tell tiamat to come get some
take heed of all that i say
all winners playing this game
no doubt could do this all day
come on over baby, let’s play
[chorus]
i’m a noob, it’s true
but so is each and every one of you, in this group
but i’m here working for ya
set you up with some loot
and everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb
i just hope that i don’t k!ll ya
i’m a noob, it’s true
but so is each and every one of you, in this group
but i’m here working for ya
set you up with some loot
and everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb
i just want you to have some fun
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu саша попова – лп
- lirik lagu kalika – c’est chelou
- lirik lagu lil careca – saitama (versão bandcamp)
- lirik lagu acidgvrl – happy $ugar life
- lirik lagu the game – drake with the braids
- lirik lagu d.n (daniale neznamov) – ебучее зло (fucking evil)
- lirik lagu eredaze – for life
- lirik lagu yck – unholy
- lirik lagu zaytoven – stiff arm
- lirik lagu cashisclay – braindead