lirik lagu b.tec – sorry about the turtle
i’m sorry bout the turtle
i didn’t mean to rape it all
i injected black tar heroin
directly into my ball
i ain’t got time for them t~st~cl~s
i ain’t got time for no festivals
i don’t wanna play no games
only writing six lines, hoping for some fame
ask me how i feel like, man i feel like sh~t
i was f~ckin a turtle and then my d~ck went up in flames
up a lesbian’s assh0l~, goin’ in a line
my wood tall and hard, it’s tree like it’s pine
check that 40 dollars that i hid inside my spine
get another hooker bl~wj~b hoping god gives me a sign
and when i saw that turtle, i thought that was it
didn’t want suck a c~ck or any friction on a tit
and the tortoise lookеd into my eyes, man i felt rеady
swear to god, i was boutta f~ck that thing and never quit
god did give a sign, man this sh~t was a gift
it’s got a sh~ll on it’s back, and i was feeling really swift
but i didn’t read the rules, turns out this is illegal
so i was out here in car, and i’m tryna drift (skrrrt)
the police is after me
they found out that i bought black tar heroin
and raped a turtle
i didn’t know this wasn’t allowed
i’m very sorry for raping a turtle
i wasn’t tryna disappoint my parents
but, i was tryna f~ck a turtle real nice
put an afro on it, it feels like ice spice
look at my wrist, it’s time to do a turtle, got that ice
time to tell the time to my turtle, we f~ckin twice
i don’t wanna be in jail, all cause i broke the law
i just wanna date a turtle then dig in with my jaw
i was tryna eat it up, tryna eat it so raw
i forgot how to cook, don’t have a knife i used a saw
this is the problem with the usa
it’s a free country of choice, it’s what they all say
but i’m not even allowed to f~ck a turtle
so i went to joe biden’s house and (censored)
i’m very sorry for my actions
i know what i did is wrong
and yet, after all the pain and s~m~n
my opinion still stands strong
if our society yearns to be successful
we must get over one tiny hurtle
we must progress, advance, and educate our young~lings
that it’s ok to f~ck a turtle
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