lirik lagu ajrearlyreleases – world’s smallest violin discord parody
[verse 1]
my mother left me at the age of 3
she was actually a tree
from the irs i flee
i won’t pay my taxes, see
my dad left me for a godd~mn flea
forgot to clean up last years pee
i need a f~cking therapist
or just some coffee, can’t resist
[pre~chorus]
(oh my god) that’s so insane
(holy sh~t) my house is in flames
yesterday, i lost my rubber band
i kinda wish i had my rubber band
jesus christ where is my rubber band
[chorus]
be careful, i am violent
the “t” in that is silent
i’m higher than the f~cking moon
(f~ck you, f~ck you)
i turned my sh~t to smithereens
you deserve no god d~mn sympathy!
i put all my p~ss in a balloon
[instrumental break]
[verse 2]
my mom left me at the agе of 3 and she turned right into a tree
d~mn i got a small pp, irs chasing after mе
all my friends are manscaping
they’re so good at manscaping
i’m so scared of cutting it, is that really funny b~tch?
[pre~chorus]
(holy f~ck) leave me alone!
(holy f~ck) that’s post malone
next to him, i feel so d~mn alone
oh d~mn, wait, he’s really stoned
i wonder if he’s got game on his phone
[chorus]
the worlds smallest p~~p ever, really needs salt and pepper, so if i cannot buy is somewhere soon
(the f~ck, the f~ck)
my ass will be in smithereens
i’ll get inside my submarine
and get as high as the f~cking moon
(moon, moon, moon)
[instrumental break]
[verse 3]
somewhere in the spider~verse
somewhere i have got it worse
i struggle to make the next verse
someone’s ass must really hurt
the worlds smallest peepee poo, really needs some whipped cream dude, so if i do not find it somewhere soon
my bumhole burns, i’m full of beans
i wonder what the h~ll he means
despite attempts, i’m never clean
my ass feels like it’s make believe
“the f~ck” is what i’m wondering
no matter what, i can’t achieve
i feel just like lightning mcqueen
the holy waters what i need
this channel seems like h~ll to me
my eyes now need a ton of bleach
oh my god, so many bees
bartender please, s~x on the beach
so let me sh~tpost in this channel dude
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