
lirik lagu yukigloom - freddy fazbear vs. fяed
[intro]
k!ller rap battles!
fred vs. freddy fazbear!
begin
[verse 1: fred]
hey it’s fred! ur a big dumb bear
ur going to lose all of the hair from ur massive derriere
you have a youtube folowing? ur gonna lose now
n0body move!! i lost the loud!!!!!!!!!!
everybody in the world knows your game sucks
ur name is freddy fazber? more like freddy fazbut
f~ck you freddie fart face you kno how i ball
watch me pull up with this glock nd i go
[verse 2: freddy fazbear]
shut it you t~rd, your whole sh~t was wack
watch me a i f~~k ur b~tch while listening to cbat
make you fu~king croak just like marley and meeee!!
take a step back cause its time for f~~king golden freddy!!!
[verse 3: golden freddy]
get ready get ready cuz its golden freddy this bear comin steady like i was a teddy
bro my favorite show is ed ed n edy ur petty confetti spaghetti already
give me some h~~dy im makin dough im making bready
workin the krusty krab bi~~h i am ready
[verse 4: sora (fred)]
hey….
shut the f~~ck up!
whats up p~~~iesss i’m mister kingdom heart (like the video game)
you now im smokin on that mickey mouse cart
y’all n0bodies like roxas and ya need to play your part
fu~~ five nights at freddy’s b~tch, play kingdom hearts (f~~~ you b~~~~)
i was in smash b~~tch you aint in s~it
f~k a pizzeria b~~h i slay heartless~ i do!
(hey, it’s fred!) shut the ~~~~ up!!!!
beat you bi~~hes down i call this the final mix
[verse 5: slenderman gaming]
welcome back to slenderman gaming
[verse 6: sephiroth]
f~~~ you jofinity f~~~ you jofinity
b~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tch yeah! yeah!
…..
i been writing my rap battels with a nice h~~~er
slenderm been making weiners in the rice cooker
freds a bit~h and if he keeps on talking sh~~
next time he tries to see his dad i might just hop up out his fridge
f~~~~ng slice his ~ss fazbear aint no different either
id rather burn down another village than consume your pizza
and sora ain’t soaring high his mickey mouse bull~~it aint hot mate
if i wanted cartoon characters id dap up lebron james
dont put is fallen angel on the three pointer line
cause ill be swishin every ball im shooting every single time
and if you dont believe me then grab your controller and 2k
your old school corn videos make less views than my minecraft
[verse 7: kiriko]
all you fkn dorks sound like goo goo ga ga
i was with yo mama when we both hit the zaza
im fly like an iguana and i’m eating marywanna
now i’m balling in this b~tch like i was barack obama
yeaaaaaaaaaaa lemme get some salmon and want u 2 broil it
your rhymes sound like you were forced to sh~~ directly in the toilet
you look like your name is billy now im going out to chilli’s
take a step away from me cuz im feeling fu~king silly
bi~ch
[verse 8: mike ehrmantraut]
this beat is trash
omg im bout to bust my a~~
waltuh,.. i got the bars on mars
im goa kick sephiroth in the n~~s real hard
your egos about as big as my d~~~
my rhymes like ricin they make you sick
my times up i gotta get back 2 fringe
ian anthone do your thing
[verse 9: smosh (ian, anthony, both)]
yeah, i’m ian from smosh ok
shut up!!! you guys sound like t~rds
im gonna sh~t the bed just like ambur herd
you b~tches are tweaking we have our own movie!!
ill let anthony take the mic becuse ur rhymes are dookie
im spending an entire dya with all of you nerds
have eyou heart im the biggest bird im the biggest bird
am gonna leave this battle just like i left smohs
tbh guys i dont even like overwatch
[verse 10: chainsaw man]
fill em with the venom and i slice em like genji
wrong game, you t~rd burglar i be like denji
miss makima has a simp problem but das alright
her a$$ i be goblem walk into a wal~mart and i rob em
angry joe funny i watch him
having fun, eating some corn
you p~ssed me off and for that you’re forlorn
im eatin applebees rn not givin’ a fffoooooooaaaaaaaakkkkk
[verse 11: dark vader]
i’ll make you a children’s drink with some corn and some peas
my name is dark vater bithc you can’t step to me
i will force choke you to death and you will f~~~~~g die
boutta smoke this sp~ce w3ed and get super hi
s~~~ my robot d~~~
have you guys seen this new meme? it’s called pickle rick
b~~hc iwas in fortnite just do the f~~~in math
we’ll call my homeboy in israel see who got the last laugh
[verse 12: hank hill]
i’m hank hill im stackin up those hank bills
ur problematic you should be on dr fill
you know im sellin propane i kno ur smoking cocane
a texan brothers hairine ibalding i need rogaine
dark v8r? nothx sir im clean just like a roomba
whenever i see ur dumb face you look like a goomba
i grilled you with my propane so lets end this alreayd
gotta prepare for my wife peggy to pegme
w~ wait what
[verse 13: skrillex]
chuck f~~king norris!!!
[?] d~~k! [?]
gay b~~ch!
f~~~in from my meatball
[?] p~nis b~~er
you need to shut f~~k up!
[?] bo~~r [?] b~lls
[?] pu~~y
m~th~f~~kaaaaaaaaaaa
[?] bowser
squeeze on mah n~~s
meatball
meatball
[?] holy s~~t no
f~~~ f~~~ f~~~
[?] [?]
[verse 14: yumeko jabami]
hit that f~~kin beat!
let’s go!
let’s go b~~tch! let’s go!
yeah ok
yo, it’s yumeko! the competition blows
i got swag like a gecko i know how to flo
watch me nae nae ur b~tch as and watch me get st~rdy
ima boss a~~ b~~h like jenette mcurdy
hank hill is on adult swim eww fu~king gross!!!!!!!!!!!!
tonight will be your final stand u stupid f~~king roach
we’re gambling tonigt because your rhymes are bad
shut up btch id rather watch dhar mann
[verse 15: rainbow dash]
i’m rainbow dash i met ur mom
take a step away from me bc i am the bomb!!
i’m from my little pony: friendship is magic (2010) im balling on you phonies
i f~~~ing hate anime its a bunch of baloney
幽玄ビ二イが聴てください
were putting s~~t toetethr like the house that john built
on the hill cuz this s~its gonna feel like velvet trutle
hey princess celestial im faded than a ho!
rainbow dash the f~~king creepypasta of the mostttt
[verse 16: mega mind]
hey im ben stiller! did you know that?
im a diccted to putting small kittens in hats!
accepting calls from bad b~~ches say gudbye
you’re about to get pwned by my funny minion guy
[verse 17: minion]
get ready for my fishy surprise
i’m in my living room watching family guys
my name is minion no one asked for your opinion!
im winning and this is just hte beginning
fishy fishayyy
[verse 18: edwd kenway]
yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
yo ho, yo ho, this is assassin’s creed
don’t act tough i’ll steal your b~~ch
drop on the deck and flop like a fish
i run this shi and i ain’t got scurvy
all my b~~ches staying curvy
think you hard with the black spot?
i’ll catch you and go bah bah bah
don’t f~~~ around on blackbeard’s ship
or you’ll s~~~ my pirate dih
yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
yo ho, yo ho, murderin’ fools for free
[verse 19: monke d luffy]
yeah it’s luffy on the track and im boutta spit
mike ermen traut, i am sick of your s~~t
not one bit,wen to ougirl and snowin berry
im bouta rock yo shi fred
can we get much higher
so highr
don;t go to psytube pizza party
[verse 20: noriyaki kakyoin]
you’re facing againt kakytoin my stand is kicing your groin
i bet you all smell like fu~~ing coins
rererorero rerorerorerorero
thats the sound of my gas when i hit the pedal
ima big cherr head 🙂 u wouldn’t be lieve
when i use my emeralds they all look like lean
i give you a splash right out of my a~~ ._
ura bout to get some noriaki sass
i ~~~~ your mother then i hit the griddy
i cannot wait to be the first surviving jobro
[verse 21: carly (sam)]
my name is carly (and i am sam)
all you mfs can catch these hands!!
(got a peanuyt b~tter sock so that means that im cool
jojo’s bizarre adventure is for f~cking fools)
we got our own webshow, what do you got?
(youre from the world of c~~ty, you co~k)
c~ckadoodle doo the cow says moo
(dawg i don’t think that you’re relevant anymore)
[verse 22: doctor who]
walk in the club all these b~~ches is opprobrium
went back in time and i smoke with napolean!
the year after that ni~~~ i shot napolean
dalek bmu and i said “ni~~a ill put a hole in ya!”
b~~ch :d i stole this beat to s~~~ this message out my colon
i’m the doctor and the p~~~y just roll in
told her that i love her, najh b~~~h im just trollin!
b~tch i can fit an action figure in my colon
[verse 23: erratas]
b~~ch you know my status is erratusly stacking
i k!lled ur mom now it’s time to unleash the kracken
i’m stacking and rapping and making it happen
i am so f~~~ing uncanny why yall gums flappin
your b~~h googled me and is now unemployed
you guys make me srsly annoyed :/
do not step to me or i will play with my toys
i have a tummy aaaache
[verse 24: squidwards homicied]
yeah they got canned bread you’re about to be fed
we’re better than squilliam we’re making a million
you’re lookin silly um, you look like your name is billy uh
im the squidest bird im the squidest bird
hey squids have to eat too~
eat my ~~~ i can genuinely tell mister squidy????
now watch me hit the griddy
i bet your eyes are looking sleepy
im gonna~ im looking p dreamy
you think you~ ok.. you think you have good bars? well ffffff~~k it
you look like yo a~~ went to the chum bucket
i bet you wish you were in me, squidy
im gonna take ur big fat f~cking nose and take a sh~~ty! :d
we’re number 1 like my name was smitty
gta: vice city im gonna go play some gta vice city
im in a robe
you got a ch~~e
im on that lean fr, you lookin like a seal
i order a happy meal… holy s~~t real
i got a unibrow ~ you look like sham wow
o wait, wait wait ur supposed to be squidward what? i thought i was squilliam??
i thought we were~ no we were all squidward oh f~ck
you open the shower curtain. liddle did you know i had… bars to be spurtin
i just k!lled perch perkins while j~~kin my gherkin
mr. krabs can get some patrick is still dumb
spongebob gonna k!ll you with my gun pow pow pow
i’m at the pizza hut
you smokin pizza b~tt
i’m at the pizza hut
i’m getting pizza hut
i’m at the pizza hut
you are like: pizza what?
i’m at the pizza hut
n~~~~ you smokin pizza b~tt
[bridge 1]
and the winner is…. oh sh~~ umm.. mr. craig manning!
[bridge 2: kanye west]
craig manning, i’m really happy for you
[verse 25: kanye west]
i am kanye west! commander of the third reich
little known fact,title text: aloso dope of the mic 🙂
[outro 1: deku]
i’ll get my chance… some day… i like to dress up like a cl0own and have sentimental time with my beautiful blue eyed french babe of a wife. i couldn’t ask for more in life and i’m grateful everyday for my wife and 2 children that i love very much. god has truly blessed me and i wish all his glory may touch the land from which we roam. praise jesus my brethren. this post also goes out to my beautiful sister on the east side! and my lovely nephews! your uncle deku loves yo very much!
[outro 2 (verse 26): dumb ahh little boy]
babayayayayaaaaaaya
babaayyayayaaaaaya
baayayayaaaaaaayaa
baayaaaaaayaaaaayaaaaayaaa
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