lirik lagu your favorite martian – grandma got a facebook
“grandma got a facebook”
grandma’s got a facebook, now she’s h-tting on my friends.
don’t care how it started, but now it’s got to end.
help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
but i also know she’s been in my best friend’s pants.
grandma, grandma [4x]
gr-gr-grandma grandma
grandma, grandma [3x]
well, ever since grandpa p-ssed away, she’s been chilling at home.
watching soaps half the day ’cause she’s feeling alone.
so, i set her up a facebook and gave the address.
to my friends and i asked them all to send a request.
and no one would have guessed one day she’d go wild,
but grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to sl-tty mcb-tts-x
and i was appalled when i saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall.
grandma’s got a facebook, now she’s h-tting on my friends.
don’t care how it started, but now it’s got to end.
help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
but i also know she’s been in my best friend’s pants.
grandma, grandma [4x]
gr-gr-grandma grandma
grandma, grandma [3x]
then she updated her status yeah, and it made me p-ssed
cause she said her grandson was a crybaby b-tch!
and all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed.
and they all liked her comment cause they’re wack and i’m mad.
is this considered abuse, yeah you’d be p-ssed at her too
cause now her list to do’s is just pictures of dudes.
i wanted her to make friends but she’s about to seduce.
my homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice.
grandma’s got a facebook, now she’s h-tting on my friends.
don’t care how it started, but now it’s got to end.
help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
but i also know she’s been in my best friend’s pants.
grandma, grandma [4x]
gr-gr-grandma grandma
grandma, grandma [3x]
i checked my facebook daily.
i get a friend request from this old -ss lady.
i know it’s your grandma, but i ain’t gonna lie.
she’s rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly.
i want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly -ss
wrinkly -ss, wrinkly -ss!
i want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly -ss
wrinkly -ss, wrinkly -ss!
b-tterscotch my b-lls
me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
i want to put my hands in your grandma’s candy dish.
grandma’s got a facebook, now she’s h-tting on my friends.
don’t care how it started, but now it’s got to end.
help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
but i also know she’s been in my best friend’s pants.
grandma, grandma [4x]
gr-gr-grandma grandma
grandma, grandma [3x]
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