
lirik lagu xzay - if i was gay (feat. jay)
(yes these are the real lyrics.)
yeah, if i was a gay dude
i’d want me too
bet the first gay dude felt like the man on the moon
need a number 9 large and i ain’t talkin’ bout food
p~n~s
if i was gay, all i’d think about daily is p~n~s
like these women i think about all the time, though i don’t need them
i know l~st is a sin, but the timing i’m on’s always demon
if i was gay, then you know i’m a heathen
i need some jesus
i love p~n~s, ayy
if i was gay i’d like men but i promise that n0body’d know that
i already treat women like doormats
tell lil’ boy come bring his meat like its doordash
i’d wanna go ride that pony
tell em’ that we could go shoot us some p~rn
i want that booty hole open
open like opening doors, i’d hit all night
i just wanna take what’s mine
had to let you know i’d leave you cryin’
cause i’d go in so deep we’d both be slimin’
it’s slimy, yeah
this a misogynist anthem
don’t get in your feelin’s and go wet your pampers, uh
i need me a marilyn manson, tell marilyn monroe that she don’t got the answers
stuck together like some cancer
wonder if there’s a heaven for ~~~~~~~
and i already dress like it’s drag
if you hate put the fries in the bag
i do what i want with no limits
i wish on a star, every~time i’ma get it
and if i was gay, i’d tell you mind your business
the suicide rates, gotta watch the statistics
thank god for obama now they can get married
feel like h0m~phobes really find gay people scary
in a maid outfit ar~15 that i carried
you play on my gay friends and you getting buried, boy
yeah, if i was a gay dude
i’d want me too
bet the first gay dude felt like the man on the moon
need a number 9 large and i ain’t talkin’ bout food
p~n~s
if i was gay, all i’d think about daily is p~n~s
like these women i think about all the time, though i don’t need them
i know l~st is a sin, but the timing i’m on’s always demon
if i was gay, then you know i’m a heathen
i need some jesus
i love p~n~s, ayy
they say the p~ssy got power
nah hoe, that candy taste sour
got me runnin’ through a patch
looking for the things we used to do
it’s too much, i need to shake my mind
got me tryin’ dudes seekin’ out a break
they say i’m tired, but i got that drive
grab 2 guys gonna shift their sticks
wow girl, you got me tryin new things
i think i wanna go back to my old flings
i wanna smoke some crack
my line never gets slack
i wanna smoke some crack
these fish always hit back
i wanna smoke some crack
pull that hook out, don’t flop, and don’t hit my sack
i wanna smoke some crack
alright it’s time to get back
we’ll take my nissan around town
view the skyline while you lay it down
put those knees on my dash
i know i won’t crash
when you ride me please don’t run outta gas
(bro, this isn’t f~cking working )
(i don’t know what you’re doing but we)
(we gotta switch it up dawg)
(this is not working)
come back to my place we’ll finish this race
let’s try the back door
you know i’d never diss the brown
all my girls say i got that crown
ever since i took d, i’ve been a devil
rulin’ them bathrooms, makin’ them red
clean up duty, call the maid
she’ll only take a minute
baby lets get laid
my vitamin c it’s off the chart
take my d~ck babe please don’t fart
call it expedition 33, cause’ i’m tryna make this a journey
you wanna leave, i’ll call an attorney
let me smoke crack then i’ll be the glue
stick you to me babe, we’re going nowhere
you know you taste sweet
you my little sugar
wanna smoke crack together
you can be my tweaker
i can be your meth~head
yeah, if i was a gay dude
i’d want me too
bet the first gay dude felt like the man on the moon
need a number 9 large and i ain’t talkin’ bout food
p~n~s
if i was gay, all i’d think about daily is p~n~s
like these women i think about all the time, though i don’t need them
i know l~st is a sin, but the timing i’m on’s always demon
if i was gay, then you know i’m a heathen
i need some jesus
i love p~n~s
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