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lirik lagu wrc07 dumbfoundead & sahtyre vs illmaculate & the saurus - jumpoff tv

[round 1: illmaculate/the saurus]

[illmaculate]
ayo
y’all are some hippie hoes
and i like your indie clothes but that won’t cover up your sh~tty clothes
that’s ok, you think this f~cking herb’s amazing?
when you rap it sounds like you must’ve learned the language from another nerdy asian

[the saurus]
you have some determination but see you’re the fakest rapper
you sound like a black comic that’s impersonating crackers
and you, you should die, i’ll go there and bury your bones
it’s the cemetery for clones and here’s marion jones

[illmaculate]
and you know what’s funny?
yo, that’s your b~tt buddy
you remind me of dat phan but you know what, cuddie?
not cause you’re asian, cause you’re both extremely unfunny
and it’s ok if you’re sick of people calling you jin
cause you have something else in common with him
not cause you’re asian, cause you lose battles you constantly win

[the saurus]
you constantly win, let’s let the drama begin
this is another example of where you f~gs are not gonna win
cause it’s over, dog, you think you got a tighter flow but
he’s on the microphone just because his eyes are sewn shut
[host]
time!

[round 1: dumbfoundead/sahtyre]

[sahtyre]
ok, so we’re unfunny?
alright, bugs bunny
this is a motherf~cking bud bundy stunt dummy
you don’t got the ill rap
sometimes i feel bad because the first half of your name’s illmac and you’re still wack

[dumbfoundead]
yeah, you hit me with that jin sh~t, you got thin lips
he’s like “someone get me a capri slim quick”
god d~mn, you’re a greek geek
i’m gonna skeet skeet on your mother’s skim physique
while she reeks of vinaigreette

[sahtyre]
vinaigreette, check the style now
you don’t [?] it
battling’s been so wack now since you stole bo~rat’s style

[dumbfoundead]
and you know where my big fat d~ck’s heading
right into me and your mom’s big fat greek wedding
[sahtyre]
he must’ve shaved his face with rusty razor blades
you look like you rollerblade but your bones can’t hold the weight
you dip your face in alligator tanks
your mom’s an amazing sk~nk
she can suck my d~ck for days

[dumbfoundead]
ima leave the saurus k!lled, he has no performance sk!lls
looks like he put his face in a foreman gill~ grill
and his face got sorta peeled
and you haven’t used neosporin still
i don’t know

[sahtyre]
neosporin still, though, with the ill flow
ima put this motherf~cker on a tee and kick him though a field goal with a steel toe

[host]
time!

[round 2: illmaculate/the saurus]

[the saurus]
yo, hold up
now you really should’ve planned your verse more
you only know my mom cause you’re the manage for her manicure store
oh man, it seems that i be spittin’ havoc
the only thing that you make ninja vanish is a kitten sandwich
[illmaculate]
that’s where my missing cat went
yeah, you ain’t better than me in this rap sh~t
it doesn’t matter, cause i don’t know when these squares dated
his manicure shop? is that where you got your hair braided?
yeah, it doesn’t matter cause i’ll flow to dope geeks
d~mn, he stole bo~rat’s style? what did bo~rat and the saurus donate 23 chromosomes each?

[the saurus]
oh, we’re smoking that hard chronic
you want some real visual narcotic? just listen to our product
all i know is that i spit the meteor rhymes
i bit bo~rat? no way, i beat him 4 times

[illmaculate]
watch this gay guy get torn on any stage i perform
and you can’t rap, but at least you can make chicken taste like an orange
that’s ok, i don’t care which f~ggot is spittin’
cause you like to massacre kittens
be careful when you buy mandarin chicken

[host]
time!

[round 2: dumbfoundead/sahtyre]

[dumbfoundead]
god d~mn, you got an annoying sound
i seen all those youtube clips, now i understand why all those cameras are pointing down
someone give me a laser pointer now so i can show you how you could avoid this, now

[sahtyre]
check it, he can make chicken taste like orange
you’re gay and do p~rn, you’re taller laying flat on the floor
this guy can’t buss it, the saurus don’t got sk!ll
he can battle but has no raps with a chorus that’s ill

[dumbfoundead]
he think he’s dope, i’m bout to engulf teen wolf
god d~mn, he’s doing the wolf dance
you ain’t dope, man
they got your whole clan with no hands
oh, man

[sahtyre]
no hands
about to beat your ass like nocan
you can’t see me like a ghost man with no hands
and you’re an awful liar
you look like you sleep on a waffle iron
you don’t got the desire

[dumbfoundead]
you don’t rock it sick
you look like one of the gotti kids smoked lots of cigs
and got his face f~cked up in a horror fl!ck
god d~mn

[sahtyre]
i’ll blast him off like a roppe~ rocket ship
i gotta tell his mother to get of the d~ck

[host]
time!

[round 3: illmaculate/the saurus]

[illmaculate]
that was some awful sh~t
yeah, it doesn’t matter cause ima bounce your head off the bricks
ok, he wants to talk about the height of me?
i’m taller laying down? well i guess i’m such a tight mc the laws of physics don’t apply to me

[the saurus]
oh, they don’t apply
i guess you haven’t been notified that when our bones collide
we’ll be known as the dopest guys
cause you’re the only guy that brings a plate and packs a sauce
just cause someone told him it was raining cats and dogs

[illmaculate]
and someone should call aceyalone oe whoever’s responsible for taking him home
cause you’re such b~tches you should get your l~b~~ sewn
yeah, i got respect for bay and the blowed
but if you ain’t p.e.a.c.e., otherwize, nocan or kail, you got no chance in h~ll
i’ll hit you so hard that my broke hands will swell and still manage to f~cking chokeslam pharell

[the saurus]
both fans get chokeslammed so get with the program
i don’t know why you came into this battle with your hoe plans
cause that didn’t work, see my rap is berserk
i don’t even have to spit no more cause i’m slapping this jerk

[illmaculate]
i see you spit your best free flow
it just sucks we’re battling in front of 10 people
cause not more people can see that you’re dressed emo

[host]
time!

[round 3: dumbfoundead/sahtyre]

[sahtyre]
you, you ain’t rhyming great
why did someone try to fry a steak on your face in a fire place
f~ck a crowd reaction
i’ll smack any clown that’s rapping
and when they found you they’ll be like “that’s what happened”

[dumbfoundead]
why does everyone from northern california think they came with this multisyllable formula
isn’t this sh~t boring ya?
aw f~ck it, ou look like you were in that magazine, fangoria
scaring a 4 year old

[sahtyre]
a 4 year old
i don’t know any known weirdos
he has the queer flow and i call his mother over and wears sheer clothes and~

[dumbfoundead]
and acts all crazy on cuervo
god d~mn, ima not in your ear hole
with your red head, you can hear me with your head set
ima f~ck her on a bed set and she’ll be yelling out “yes, yes!”

[sahtyre]
yes, yes
this guy knows where to get the best meth
he needs bed rest
i have his mom in the bed having head s~x
i do that sh~t for like 5 cents less

[dumbfoundead]
yeah, and i guess it’s time for me to express
wearing clothes from express
god [?] this blowdian stress
and ima f~cking nut in her, fallopian, yes
god d~mn, ima f~cking make the saurus bleed
he looks like he was in quarantine with a swarm of bees

[host]
time!
welcome back to the world rap championships 2007, jumpoff tv in the house. but the judge, they made they decision. they gon’ have to go with the team on the left, illmaculate and the saurus

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