lirik lagu worm quartet - my job gave me a poncho (featuring brian graupner)
my job gave me a poncho
my job gave me a poncho
a thoughtful token of esteem come straight from our head honcho
my job gave me a poncho
a corporate~branded poncho
what a great way for a company to tell you that they wantcho
it’s a poncho! it’s a poncho! it’s a godd~mned eco~friendly poncho!
it’s water~resistant and it snaps at the neck!
it’s got a roomy hood and its stylin’ as heck!
i work twelve hours every day
and sacrifice enjoyment
i don’t get paid for overtime
it’s salaried employment
but they promised they’d reward me
for serving them so good
and what says “thank you” better
than a trash bag with a hood?
it’s a poncho! it’s a poncho! it’s a one~size~fits~most~adults poncho!
it comes in a sporty bag that’s mesh like a net!
made of eva fabric to protect me from wet!
what did i do to deserve a garment so divine?
such еxquisite finery i can’t beliеve it’s mine
the logo of my company emblazoned on the right
but still close to my heart as i slave on into the night
wrap it around me when the cold winds start to blow
just like a big warm hug straight from our ceo
i thought maybe i’d just get y’know a pay raise or whatever
but money comes and money goes ~ ponchos are forever!
i cancelled my vacation to
meet arbitrary end dates
i sat through every training vid
read every company mandate
i signed away my patent rights
for every innovation
but now i’m moderately shielded
from light precipitation
with my poncho! it’s a poncho! it’s a compact unis~x poncho!
with this rain~resistant thank you note draped over me
i look like those things from journey on the playstation 3!
but it’s a poncho! it’s a poncho! it’s a bulk~purchased corporate branded poncho!
though it’s not health insurance or a 401k
i’ve got “recipient of poncho” on my resume!
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