lirik lagu worm quartet - i want to be taken seriously as an artist
jimmy had a punk band
they were notorious for fitting the name of a female body part in every song
their demo tape, “rape~a~saurus,” featured tracks like “k!ll the dutch” and “suck on my tumor, b~tch”
they signed to a major
and the kids loved their stuff when they went on tour with new found glory
they were carving a new niche, opening doors for raunch rock, and the meatmen reformed again
but jimmy started hanging out with jello biafra
and dee dee ramone’s will bequeathеd him all of his drugs
then he teamеd up with enya and traded his guitar for a lute and a casio
and put out his new age concept album “tears of bin laden: a jihad of love”
he said, “i want to be taken seriously as an artist”
there’s more to me than you’ve ever seen, i’m not limited by your perception
i want to be taken seriously as an artist
i still wear that big spiked strap~on on stage, but as a metaphor for u.s. oppression”
fifi was a pop star
she rocked the headset mic and shook her supposedly natural wink~wink~nudge~nudge “virgin” mombags
the billboard top 40 was packed with 38 of her tracks and a couple new tupac songs
with hits like “let’s not ruin it by doin’ it” and “i’m not ready to hold hands yet”
she had her name on lunchboxes, posters and t~shirts and perfumes and golf b~lls and pruning shears
then she decided the world wanted to see the real fifi
who was apparently a skin~flashing wh0re who’d gladly do anyone
she dated marilyn manson, dumped him for madonna, dumped her for the corpse of kurt cobain
she’d show up on the red carpet, wearing nothing but a thong and two well~placed wads of chewing gum
she said, “i want to be taken seriously as an artist”
and you can only achieve true artist status by banging everyone in your respective scene
i want to be taken seriously as an artist
i can’t be a good girl forever, i mean, my god, i’m almost 15!”
if i linger ’round too long, will this desire catch up with me?
will there be “an evening of worm quartet with the london symphony?”
will “worm quartet unplugged” be a reality someday?
will it just be me smacking b~ttons on my keyboard and b~tching that the d~mned thing just won’t play?
fifi formed a punk band
made up of studio musicians with models to play them in her videos
somehow her fanbase was left behind
jimmy is a pop star
shirtless on seventeen, posing and pouting and singing with his new boy band
somehow his fanbase was left behind
they said, “we want to be taken seriously as artists
if you don’t like our new stuff, then you’re not real fans, we never needed you anyway
we want to be taken seriously as artists
but in a few years, we’ll crawl back to our roots, to make sure we don’t fade away
and we’ll see you again someday
we’ll see you again someday
when our fortunes are p~ssed away
in a small club in east l.a
opening for worm quartet!”
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