lirik lagu worm quartet - hidden bonus thingy 1
“how does shoebox of worm quartet spend his sunday mornings? drinking coffee and recording anti j~lo propaganda for raymond and scum.”
“that’s good comedy.”
“today in j~lo news, former fiancee ben affleck is taking jenny from the block to court, alleging that the amply posteriored diva told him in writing that her heart belongs to him. affleck is seeking a court order to surgically remove his property from his former bride~to~be.”
“today, the ever~existent jennifer lopez announced her engagement to the new york knicks. “i’ve always lovеd football”, she explains. they’rе not rushing things though, the wedding is scheduled for february 29th, 2008, because it’s the only day of the year that isn’t already a wedding anniversary for lopez, and she wants this one to be special.”
“congress today unanimously approved a bill authorizing police to administer lethal injections on the spot to any person who uses the word “bennifer” in any context.”
“one woman harem jennifer lopez today announced her engagement to a bag of corn nuts. the popstarlet and the popular salty snack are scheduled to be wed this summer, and in an effort to maintain j~lo’s “jenny from the block” image, the wedding will be held in the mens’ room of an arby’s in brooklyn, and conducted by a crack~addicted pimp named dr. funkenstein.”
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