lirik lagu worm quartet - hair on the soap: unclogged
there’s a hair on my soap
an ugly little thing
a little pubic souvenir upon my irish spring
there’s a hair on my soap
it’s curly, long, and fine
there’s a hair on the soap
and i don’t think it’s mine
my roommate must have used it
cuz i see his soap is gone
it was just a sliver yesterday
and now it has passed on
i feel for his predicament
but still it isn’t fair
just cuz he used up his ivory
why should i bathe in his hair?
there’s a hair on my soap
a hair on my soap
can’t rinse it off, can’t scr~pe it off
i don’t know how to cope
with this hair on my soap
this hair on my soap
just thought i’d take a shower
but i’ve given up all hope
the water’s pouring down on me
and splashing in the drain
the shampoo’s running in my eyes
i’m wincing from the pain
i can’t deal with the horror
of this most disgusting find
this sample of his dna
my roommate left behind
i look around the tub
my other roommate’s soap is there
it’s shiny white and barely used
devoid of pubic hair
so i used it and put it back
where it’s supposed to go
and i think that it’s the perfect crime
but little do i know
i left a hair on the soap
a hair on the soap
well at least it’s less disgusting
than to find one in your scope
there’s a hair on the soap
a hair on the soap
the cycle goes forever
and i don’t know how to cope
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there’s a hair on the soap
a hair on the soap
even in the yuppie bathrooms
where they hang it on a rope
they’ll still find hair on the soap
a hair on the soap
and not one of us is safe
h~ll, i’d even bet the pope
has found a hair on the soap
a hair on the soap
could be from somebody’s balding head
or from their ~n~l slope
there’s a hair on the soap
a hair on the soap
could be from a person, from a dog
or from an antelope
there’s a hair on the soap
a hair on the soap
this [?] was greenish when i started
now it’s looking kind of taupe
there’s a hair on the soap
a hair on the soap
i’m totally out of rhymes now
and there’s no way this line is going to scan
there’s a hair on the soap
there’s a hair on the soap
there’s a hair on the soap
there’s a hair on the soap
dammit
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