lirik lagu woods tea company - the cat came back
[verse 1]
well, old farmer johnson, he had troubles of his own
he had an ornery cat just wouldn’t leave his home
he tried and he tried to give that cat away
he gave him to a man going far, far away
[chorus]
but the cat came back the very next day
yes, the cat came back, they thought he was a goner
but the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away
[verse 2]
now, old brother bill swore he’d k!ll that cat on sight
he loaded up his gun with rocks and dynamite
he waited, and he waited for that cat to come around
forty~seven pieces of old bill was all they found
[chorus]
but the cat came back the very next day
yes, the cat came back, they thought he was a goner
you know the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away
[spoken]
groovy
everybody in the sixties knew that one
i don’t remember the sixties
it’s not what you think, it’s cause he’s too old
we’re gonna need your help later in this song
we’re gonna need you to make a cat noise that sounds like this
or if you’re a soprano, that sounds like this
[verse 3]
that cat was a possesser of a family of his own
seven little kittens till there was a cyclone
the house began to shudder, there were buildings all around
not a single trace of one of those poor little kittens was ever found
[chorus]
but the cat came back the very next day
yes, the cat came back, they thought he was a goner
but the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away
[verse 4]
know, they gave him to a man going up in a balloon
they told him for to give him to the man on the moon
the balloon got busted, and down it spinned
fifteen miles up they found that man dead
[chorus]
but the cat came back the very next day
yes, the cat came back, they thought he was a goner
but the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away
[spoken]
i apologize ahead of time for this last verse for the cat lovers in the audience
but if you’re feeling queezy at this point, you might want to go over to the side door over there and get your air sickness bags
at the very least, get out your earplugs, your hankys, your night shades
whatever it takes to get through this last verse
and keep repeating to yourself, “it’s only a song”
the rest of you, think long and hard the next time you’re at a fair and your standing in line for one of those polish sausages
[verse 5]
well, they took him to the butcher where that meat was ground
they put him in the hopper when the butcher wasn’t round
the cat went in with a blood~curdling scream, meow
thank you, cat lovers
and the town’s meat was furry for more than a week
[chorus]
but the cat came back the very next day
yes, the cat came back, they thought he was a goner
you know the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away
just wouldn’t stay away
just wouldn’t stay away
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