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lirik lagu whipstick - shits & giggles

[intro]
can’t hold it
~farting~
~laughing~

[verse 1: whipstick, dubbs]
think you got testosterone, you overflowin’ estrogen
i’m pumpin’ jizz inside your b~tch
yo don’t spit that f~ckin’ verse again
what the f~ck? oh wait, yeah, that’s my bad
you’ll find that my mind’s wack and stuck inside a time lapse
parachute pants and f~nny packs, tamagotchi (yeah)
i dare you to dance on your hands, hot tamale (yeah)
juice gettin’ loose spray that in your face, eyeb~lls rolling
we set you up for failing constantly, ’cause i’m obnoxious
~scream~ did you shoot me with a frickin’ laser?
beetleborgs, b~tch!
but don’t you disrespect the power rangers
choke you out with a piece of candy
b~tch you want a now and later?
punch you in your adam’s apple
snap and crackle pop your fake friend
delusions of grandeur and elegant status, the fact is
your music is awesome but passion is lacking, you f~ggot
this dude isn’t forcing me back to the back of the back of anywhere
especially the wave pool cedar point (that didn’t rhyme!)
[chorus: dubbs, whipstick]
why the f~ck did you shave your beard? for sh~ts and giggles
why the f~ck you so f~ckin’ weird? for sh~ts and giggles
why the f~ck are you such a queer? for sh~ts and giggles
why? sh~ts and giggles, f~ck off, b~tch, it’s sh~ts and giggles
why the f~ck you yellin’ a song? for sh~ts and giggles
why the f~ck you all on my dong? for sh~ts and giggles
why can’t you and legz get along? for sh~ts and giggles
why? sh~ts and giggles, f~ck off, b~tch, it’s sh~ts and giggles

[verse 2: dubbs, whipstick]
i see you walkin’ down the street and frickin’ fl!ck a nickel
hit you with it run up to you afterward and twist your nipple
b~tch you ’bout the lamest in the game you know the sh~t’s official
why would you say that? motherf~cker, for sh~ts and giggles
on a dinner date and i ask the waitress to l!ck my pickle
while the girl i’m with reaches over and gives my pits a tickle
came prematurely, my sad little d~ck just dripped and trickled
yo what the f~ck? i guess i did it for sh~ts and giggles
oh you bein’ robbed so i go to my waist and lift the pistol
took my aim and pull the trigger but the bullet missed and hit you
i’m really sorry dude i wish i had a gift to give you
dubbs, the dude’s dead! oops, uh, sh~ts and giggles
i got this bag of m&m’s but only wish for skittles
and so i’ll eat the m&m’s, i guess i live a little
i tried to open up the corner but i ripped the middle (why?!)
motherf~cker, it’s your song, you should know why i did it by now
[chorus: whipstick, dubbs]
why’s your chin all fat with no neck? for sh~ts and giggles
why’d you wanna rap in effect? for sh~ts and giggles
why can’t i just get some respect? for sh~ts and giggles
why? sh~ts and giggles, f~ck off, b~tch, it’s sh~ts and giggles
why can’t we just finally be friends? for sh~ts and giggles
even if it’s just for pretend? for sh~ts and giggles
why’s that only thing that you said? for sh~ts and giggles
why? sh~ts and giggles, f~ck off, b~tch, it’s sh~ts and giggles

[verse 3: j reno]
see me creepin’ up your driveway at a quarter past eight
poured this whole bag of sugar inside of your gas tank
i got a dead skunk inside of a f~ckin’ trash bag
that i left out in the sun for two and a half day
break in your house through the kitchen window
then i sneak into your bedroom
and stuff the bag under your frickin’ pillow
the motive for the f~cker he’s nothing but sh~ts and giggle
i’m laughing at your misery, b~tch, the kid’s official
i’ll bust a fat sh~t in the margarine container
then i put it back in your refrigerator for later
i’m not a hater, i’m just a guy with too much time on his hands
the only kicks i get is f~ckin’ with people, and i’ll be d~mned
if i miss an opportunity i wrote the book on this mischief sh~t, b~tch
there’s nothing you could do to me
quit being stale, you dumb b~tch, why don’t you live a little?
f~ck the nook, we did it all for the sh~ts and giggles
[chorus: whipstick, j reno]
why you think your milk’s in a bag? sh~ts and giggles
why’d you wanna beat on my dad? sh~ts and giggles
why would you just call me a f~g? sh~ts and giggles
why? sh~ts and giggles, f~ck off, b~tch, it’s sh~ts and giggles
why you like american sports? sh~ts and giggles
why’d you eat your soup with a fork? sh~ts and giggles
why can’t you accept you’re a dork? sh~ts and giggles
why? sh~ts and giggles, f~ck off, b~tch, it’s sh~ts and giggles

[outro: whipstick]
~laughing~
[?] fun time gang and sh~t
we got the [?] don’t give a f~ck [?]
j reno from up north, dubbs from michigan
murder mitten and sh~t
[?] motherf~cker
you ain’t f~ckin’ with us, we sh~ttin’ and gigglin’ on everybody

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