lirik lagu wealthmasta - iced_jules is a bum
[intro]
~iced_jules stands on stage, shivering nervously, preparing to perform live~
~crowd begins chanting~
~iced_jules starts to sweat and hyperventilate under the pressure~
~chanting grows louder~
~tears form in iced_jules’ eyes, and the mic slips from his trembling hand~
crowd: get this loser off stage!!!
~crowd starts to boo~
~iced_jules, in tears, turns and runs off the stage, revealing a large brown stain on the back of his pants~
~crowd laughs, boos, and mocks him~
~suddenly, a huge creature emerges on stage, picking up the mic that iced_jules dropped~
monster: who’s ready for an actual concert!?
~crowd erupts in excitement~
[verse]
you can call yourself icy, but i have much cooler lines
so f~ck off with your elementary schoolyard rhymes
said i’m pushing 3 feet? thanks for describing my d~ck
because the only thing i’m pushing 3 feet in is your b~tch
i’m a legitimate thug, a real g, i back up all my talk
you’ll see red on the street, and you’ll scream “he got our block!”
i got bigger issues to take care of, so b~tch, get off my c~ck
you should watch the time assh0l~, you ain’t on my clock
you have the attitude of a damp sponge and the bars to match
no woman has ever touched you from your d~ck to your ass
if a female even looked at you, you’d probably collapse
but you’re poor as sh~t, that’s why you’ve never felt a rack
iced_jules don’t got iced jewels, he a motherf~cking poser
even if he stood on my f~cking head, he’d still be lower
this b~tch broke as sh~t, that’s why he’s such a loner
he should just surrender and accept me as his owner
[chorus]
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
[verse 2]
you’re an ice wh0re, an eyesore, you suck and you’re unpopular
that’s why your mom had a thermometer turn on in her
because i f~cked that h~rny sl~t and jumpstarted her heart monitor
she choked and gagged on my d~ck, yeah the b~tch a vomiter
shawty got dsls just like your f~cking profile picture
b~tch i’m a cannibal, and i’ve selected you as my next dinner
got a smith and wesson rifle, finger on the pin, pull the trigger
organ~ize your guts, then i begin feasting on your liver
cause you yap, you cap, you don’t rap, and that’s that
but i have a knack for stacking facts and cracking the wack
i’m running laps, won’t see me slack, so b~tch throw it back
but i ain’t talkin bout catch, nah i’m talkin bout ass
[chorus]
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
[verse 3]
you’re iced up cause you ain’t about the heat, like cold oatmeal
claiming you a savage but you’re average, you have no sk!ll
thinking you’re a king, only crown you wear is from a toy chest
i’m should be a f~cking exterminator the way i destroy pests
you use #2 pencils because sh~t is all that you write
your disses are cr~p, yeah they’re reflections of your life
and i’m boutta take a dump on you, treat you like a squat toilet
log so large your throat won’t be able to hold it
and this sh~t is all natural, laxatives ain’t allowed
never get lyrical constipation, i just squirt this sh~t out
turned the toilet water brown because my drip’s so hard
dirty ring surrounding the water like the coast guard
you belong in a waste treatment plant with all the other garbage
so i’m flushing you like the condom i f~cked your mom with
i fertilized that f~ckin prostitute, yeah, manure
your destiny is to end up in the depths of the sewer
[chorus]
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
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