lirik lagu unknown artist - not me
[verse 1]
me and the wife got a couple of kids
a little quarterback and little miss [?]
and we ain’t ever seen him, but there’s a little demon living in our house
he’s been on the magic marker on the bathroom wall
and on to break a window with my boy’s football
and every time our poodle’s in heat, he lets her out
[chorus 1]
“not me,” yeah, that’s his name
‘ccordin’ to the kids, he’s the one to blame
for the socks on the floor and dirty underwear
[?} from the cat’s new haircut
my rusty ol’ pair of pliеrs
i know our little angels just couldn’t be liars
gotta bе the work of that dirty little jerk, not me
[verse 2]
he feeds our goldfish captain crunch
painted half our couch cherry fruit punch
tried to microwave my aftershave and blew it up
he puts mama’s makeup on our little girls face
hides candy wrappers in an antique vase
left footprint dents on the hood of my new truck
[chorus 2]
“not me,” yeah, that’s his name
‘ccordin’ to the kids, he’s the one to blame
for the milk left out, faucet left on
callin’ 911 from my wife’s cellphone
he even shrunk spongebob in the drier
i know our little angels just couldn’t be liars
i know our little angels just couldn’t be liars
gotta be the work of that dirty little jerk, not me
[bridge]
sometimes, me and the wife dream about the day
when the kids are gone, bringin’ babies home
won’t be ’til they get their own~
[chorus 3]
“not me,” yeah, that’s his name
‘ccordin’ to the kids, he’ll be to blame
for the socks on the floor, dirty underwear
[?} on the cat’s new haircut
my rusty ol’ pair of pliers
i know our grandkids just wouldn’t be liars
gotta be the work of that dirty little jerk
that drivin’~mom~and~daddy~half~crazy [?]
grandma won’t be able not to smirk
but not me
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