lirik lagu universal form - wednesday night special
here’s a little story about this time i went down to jimmy’s
wednesday night: fried chicken special
finger~l!ckin’ good!
hope they got a little white meat left
waitress walks up, kyle’s favorite
take a look at the menu
says they got pepsi products, so i ask her
“hey miss, what kinda drinks y’all got?”
and she says
“uh… pepsi products?”
and i say
“well thanks, ma’am…”
and i order a pepsi
kyle orders a… mtn dew?!
they don’t have white meat, of course
they nevеr do
so i order dark meat
assuming, you know
that they havе what i ask for in stock…
otherwise, why wouldn’t they stop me?!
get my order wrong after you’ve read it back and i confirm…
no brains, no sh~ts, no service!
there’s no reason, so why
does the world deserve for me to do
the bare minimum to collect my wage?
i’d rather not think about it at all because it
is a prison to me and i hate being here
so i put no effort into my work
i wish the world was a different place
but it’s not so i’m here wasting my time and yours…
there was a toilet paper shortage once
it’s pepperonis now
and all the while
the quality of the service industry degrades into complete and utter sh~t…
foods comin’ up, sure smells nice
but wait, where’s mine?!
little old lady comes walking up lookin real sad
with her head hung all sheepish like
holding a plate with half an order of chicken on it
she comes to me, and she says
“sir, we’re terribly sorry to inform you…
we’re all out of dark meat…”
and i say
“wait a second…”
i look her right in my plate (because i can’t bring myself to make eye contact with her, of course)
and i say “why did you even let me order it? give me a second…”
and i sit there dumbfounded
and she comes back and says
“well what do you want me to do about it? would you like something else off of our menu instead?”
no!
i’d like what i ordered
and i’d like all of you in the service industry to get your heads out of your asses please…
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