lirik lagu universal form - hitler's goat
so
the n~z~s actually won world war 2
when hitler sieged the vatican
and found something in their secret archives that led him to egypt
where he learned the truth of the pyramids
but more importantly he met a goat named hector
and the two of them fell in love and ran away together to argentina
and they went there because that’s where the good stuff was
for you see
he heard there was a hole in antarctica
and in side that hole
he found a whole bunch of ancient alien technology that let him win the war
but america was never gonna live that down
and hitler was a pretty good winner at the time because he just found a bunch of cool alien sh~t
so he said, “you know what, america, i’ll give you guys this one
we’re gonna go live underground in this hole with the aliens
and we’re going to advance ourselves psychologically and mechanically
but you guys, you get to say you won the war
and you guys can have your little, your little pizza chairs
and your little tv screens, a~and your bombs
and w~we’re gonna go underneath the ground with the molemen!
and you can give my regards to saul (of the molemen)”
but hector said:
“hitler my love, wait!
how can you leave me like this?
for i’m just a goat
and i can’t operate the complicated machinery necessary to live amongst the molemen
and though saul is a gracious host i must bequeath to you my love
stay with me!”
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