lirik lagu unfamousradish - cookies and milk
twas the night before christmas
and santa was giving kids
their christmas presents
but santa then saw on the coffee table
there was some cookies and milk
and santa got p~ssed because
for the last time he was
lactose intolerant
how many darn times is he gonna have to tell people
santa don’t want cookies and milk
he wants a burger and some pilk
wait why does santa want the pilk
there’s still some milk in that pilk
santa don’t drink that
it’s bad for your b~tt crack
santa don’t drink that
santa get out the spice rack
to make a long story short
santa added some fеstive spices
to his pilk
and then hе guzzled down
that beverage and it sent him straight back
to the north pole
santa you’ve got to get to the
bathroom this is an emergency
call every single doctor elf you see
santa you’re gonna wake up
this unfortunate family
this might as well be halloween
oh lord this is freaking scary
but santa’s got a little trick up his sleeve
a magic pill you see to subdue this monstrosity
is it working i have no clue
but he sure does look brand new
say let’s get out of here because
santa don’t want cookies and milk
he wants some chocolate flavored ice cream
wait why does santa want ice cream
there’s still some milk in that ice cream
santa don’t eat that
you just had an attack
santa don’t eat that
santa get out of the freezer please
up in heaven the holy trinity said
what’s that old man doin, what’s wrong with his head?
they sent an angel down to earth to confront him
hey man you’re lactose intolerant
santa doesn’t like being told what to do
not even by a angel
so he eats his ice cream with a smile
oh no
santa you crazy son of a gun
why’d you have to do a hit and run
is this because of the ice cream
we warned you not to eat ice cream
santa don’t do that
santa don’t eat that
santa don’t drink that
i’ve got to wear a hazmat
can we go one christmas
without you doing something stupid
santa you’re lactose intolerant
santa you’re lactose intolerant
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