lirik lagu uberocity - scott pilgrim vs kirito
kirito:
link start! i’ve got two blades and one weeb to retire
no demon chicks needed when kirigaya spits fire
while you trip over your words i’m high climbing aincrad
thot pilgrim couldn’t survive one night in minecraft!
when a boy ends up crashed from a virgin c~cktail
i’d grade you a coke zero on an ordinal scale!
this is your infinite sadness, i’m way out of your league
you know, pilgrim, i’m in lesbians with your defeat
scott:
wait, what do i do? stand up and fight, scott!
wallace, i don’t like hitting girls! they’re too soft!
this friend repulsor is just a black~hearted swordsman
think that you can’t lose to me? shoryuken!
[[that doesn’t even rhyme!]] [[stop ripping off of starbomb!]]
seriously, guys? let me do this. comе on
poorly written, poorer rapping, man it really is a shamе
because i don’t think that i’d even enjoy playing your game
kirito:
look at that, it’s just another way that scott’s in denial!
he’s so alien to girls that his life’s the ex~files!
ripping off street fighter? pilgrim’s running out of powers!
grab a tricorn hat and hide behind your may~flowers!
a graves tale of pre~adolescent capriciousness:
this deadbeat b~tch tries to stick his d~ck in chicks
went through fake highschool girlfriends and now you wanna screw me?
smash a predator’s face in! a second n0buyuki!
scott:
your novels sure are light when it comes to artistic vision
and i wanted to enjoy your verse ~ be witty and abridge it!
wait, what the puckman, you made a season 2 anyway?
that’s it, you c~cky c~ck, you’ll pay for your crimes against anime!
so careful taking a fulldive or else like keita, you’ll fall!
[[oh, remember phantom bullet arc?]] [[kick her in the b~lls!]]
just take a blood oath, since it seems you’re down for incest
or go back to playing with that fidget spinner on your chest
kirito:
your lines are emptier than your brain’s subsp~ce
and with no ex~calibur, you need to just face
that even with the power of understanding you wield
you still don’t know to not cross a master of his field
lets elucidate this for you, though they call me the beater
looking at knives, i guess you’re both a beta and a cheater
leaving a final one~liner before i end this strife:
grow up, scott, and get a precious little life!
scott:
this suuuuuuuucks
ramona:
you’re not dead. you’re just having some idiotic dream
scott & ramona:
oh, ok
level up! plus 4 guts, my 1 love, and 3 power!
you just s~x bob~ombed, but it’s my finest hour!
you’re no fun at parties! get it through your demonhead!
or else you’ll never recover from a laughing coffin’s bloodshed!
sorry, did we strike a nervegear? we shatterbands on the attack!
and we’re leaving asuna to be the one to dress in black!
sh~tty. awful. overrated: sao!
take you sword art offline with an ultimate k.o.!
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