lirik lagu twiztid - fuckonthe1stdate
[intro: random girl]
hi! my name’s lisa
i’m what some people call a s-x addict
i mean just because i like to have s-x with alot of boys
it doesn’t make me a freak, ok?
i mean, yeah i like to do a doggy style
and suck c-ck and all that you know?
i mean i usually just tell ’em
pull that m-th-f-cka out and let me see it
get started…
[verse 1: monoxide]
now let me introduce myself as the man
f-cking every b-tch in the world, just cuz i can
and i won’t even play with you b-tches that don’t f-ck
all i know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut
i don’t need all the stress and all the games
and all the callin’ me names and all the frontin’ like you’re sane
b-tch, you ain’t sh-t but a ho and a trick
and all you’re good for is hopefully f-cking and sucking d-ck
wanna blame it on my music? well that’ll never happen
cuz i was f-ckin’ hoes like you before the rappin’
goin’ get me to slappin’ on that -ss and b-tt cheeks
and get my d-ck to splashin’ and c-mmin’ on bed sheets
i’m a lunatic, weirdo, lookin’ to get laid
(any hookers here tonight is lookin’ to get paid?)
f-ck that, i won’t spend no nickel on no -ss
i don’t even want no stinkin’ b-tches thinkin’ about my cash
[hook x2]
b-tch, is you coming out of them pants?
i’m trying to figure out whether or not i’m getting -ss
you calling me a freak, say i’m moving too fast
but if you don’t f-ck on the first date i’m leaving that -ss
[verse 2: jamie madrox]
b-tch wit’ the big lips, i’m a young n-gga
with crazy f-ckin’ my hips
and i can make you do things you’re afraid to do
and by the end of the night, you want me to f-ck you
hey b-tch, that’s a nice -ss
lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
got me risin’ in my pants, and i’m pitchin’ a tent
it’s just a video camera, no need to get upset
hey b-tch, do you like s-x? well me too
i’m goin’ pull my d-ck out and this is what we goin’ do
f-ck ’til the sun comes up and fall asleep
leavin’ p-ssies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
you say you never sucked d-ck, a minor obstacle
just pretend that my d-ck is a popsicle
and l!ck it all on the sides and tip
you got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips
[hook]
[verse 3: monoxide]
you can tell it from the getgo b-tch, i ain’t the one
and stricly for your info b-tch, you ain’t the bomb
i done f-cked many two and three hoes at the time
and the most hoes i f-ck in one night is like five
daaaamn…
you can say i’m addicted to s-x
but if you know my sleeze then you know i’m addicted to death
monoxide f-ckin’ b-tches left to right
let a k!lla know, if your f-ckin’ tonight
[verse 4: jamie madrox]
hey b-tch, do you shave your peach?
i can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach
leavin’ a rash on my c-ck
burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hot
hey b-tch, would you finger your box?
and rub the b-tt of a n-gga name madrox
half hour k!lla with an hour worth a d-ck
so do you wanna f-ck? hey you, hey b-tch…
[hook]
[outro: jamie madrox]
stupid b-tch!
what the f-ck you think this is?
i take you out to dinner
maybe to a movie, and you don’t wanna f-ck?!?
who the f-ck you think you are?!?
motherf-ckin’ liz claiborne, b-tch?
i don’t like that sh-t, and i don’t like you!
so if you ain’t f-ckin’, you need to bounce, b-tch!
that’s on my moms!
i’m lookin’ for -ss, money, and dead sh-t!
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