lirik lagu turbo-laser - 2 stoopid 4 luv
ooooh!
i first fell in love when i was 19
a pretty blonde girl called pamela green
she worked in the shoe shop next to boots
i met her after work and we went to the woods
we started kissing and it was really nice
and then she unzipped my flies
i thought i’d get away with a sneaky fart
but i sh~t my pants, and she dumped me
broke my heart
too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stupid for lovе
my lack of intellect makes mе impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stoopid
i went to a party at the football club
two pound a pint, couldn’t get enough!
i was stood at the bar when i saw mich~lle
she looked s~xy
and i’ve heard she was single as well
i was drinking double shots of sambuca
and that’s about the last thing i remember
they told me i was such a drunken mess
i did a wee
in front of mich~lle. and all her friends
f~ck
too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stoopid
just want to hear a girl say i love you
but i’m hampered by a low iq
i’ve got so much love to give
but i remain unrequited on account of being a total f~cking div
(crying)
too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stupid for love
my lack of intellect makes me impotent
too thick
to ever make it with a chick
too stoopid
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