lirik lagu tuesday carrots - i hate france
[intro]
(angelic voice)
i don’t like france
f~ck them baguette eatin’ assh0l~s
(angelic voice)
i do not like france
(angelic voice)
france
oh
oh, france
oh yeah
now listen~ what i’m ’bout to tell you
is really important
[verse 1]
i do not like france
baguette~eating france
france, france, france
i do not like french people, they scare me
all are f~ckin’ scary
they have the catacombs, they’re filled with lots of bones
and that’s scary!, somebody please save me
[verse 2]
what the f~ck is a croque monsieur?
that reminds me of c~ck lobster!
and what’s up with the baguettes?
is it because you like to put big sticks in your mouth?
don’t even get me started on escargot
that sh~t is nasty
who the f~ck eats snails?
except for…
(ah~qhoho~fronce) snail eaters!
[verse 3]
don’t even get me started also on how they always kiss eachother
when they say hi
on both cheeks, sometimes the same one
and every part of france has a different order on how they kiss eachother
…they’re very particular about the way they kiss eachother
they…
sometimes i want to nuke the eiffel tower
[verse 4]
hey, it’s me jade on the beat now… did someone say “french people”?
hehe… (breathe in)
i absolutely despise the french, their arrogant attitudes
pretentious ways and condescending demeanor make my blood boil
from their snooty fashion sense
to their insistance on speaking their melodious language
even when they’re perfectly capable of speaking english
every encounter with a french person leaves me seething with irritation
not to mention their obnoxious obsession with fine cuisine and wine
as if only they possess the secret to true gastronomic delight
the audacity of considering themselves “superior” than all aspects of culture is mind~boggling
their [?] refusal to conform or adapt, coupled with a total lack of humility or respect for other culture only serves to fuel my intense animosity towards them
frankly, i could do without ever having to interact with another pompous french individual again in my lifetime
[outro]
yeah
uhmm, by the way, umm, i did not come up with that originally, that was all austin, uhmm, austin said that before i did, i just thought it was really funny and i wanted to quote him on that ’cause.. it’s… quite the hatred towards them!
(i hate the french)
i’d say, um, except a select few, but, uhm, the select few i do know and respect, they are also kind of annoying to an extent, sorry, if you’re listening. jade out! goodnight
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