lirik lagu trick dice - inbox
[intro]
h~llo, no one is available to take your call
please leave a message after the tone
[voicemail 1: wade thompson]
yo so it’s been a while
like i was calling to let you know my thoughts on the new tape and everything
it’s unbelievable, i don’t think i’ve ever heard anything like it in my life
and it was possibly the worst collection of sounds i’ve ever heard
like there’s no way that you listened to this, like rеviewed it and evеrything
gave this to other people and like everybody said this was hard
like this was a good tape, this was a good album
cause like, i know you and you had to like try and make this bad right?
like there’s no way, like cause lemme tell you
i was listening to it throughout my day
and my day was just worse, like it got worse
and it wouldn’t stop either, like i tried bro
i tried to stop it but it wouldn’t stop
like, when i got to my car like it wouldn’t start
i had to take an uber to work
when i got to work, i got robbed outside of my job bro
like i got my wallet took, i got all my cards took, everything
and then, when i got into my job, they fired me bro
so i had to get my friend to buy me an uber back home
and when i got back home, i realized
i looked in the mirror and my hair was falling out
like no way you made my life worse by dropping this
and i seriously considered jumping off of a bridge after i got home
but at the end of the day, congratulations
you’re making moves and everything you know
but like don’t ever do that again
[voicemail 2: logan hurtson]
man that’s the whackest tape i ever listened to
straight garbage, no hits
it’s like bleeding from the ears listening to this cr~p
ain’t no way i’m ever putting this jawn on any stereo ever
peace
[voicemail 3: ibrahim thiam]
yo i was just getting back to you on your tape and sh~t
i just wanted to let you know how f~cking terrible that sh~t was
like i can’t believe you even asked me to listen to that bullsh~t
because, as soon as i finished listening to that sh~t my grandma died and sh~t
so like, literally go k!ll yourself or something
feel me? like that sh~t was terrible, please stop making music
k!ll yoursel~
[voicemail 4: owen setterlind]
hey man i just wanted to call you and say that
i really appreciate you playing your music it was really good
i am just kidding
that was the worst thing i have ever heard in my entire life
it made my ears literally bleed
i don’t know why i called you to tell you this
you’re not even worth the phone call
please stop making music immediately and work and mcdonald’s
cause that’s the only thing you’re ever gonna be good at
alright, good riddance
[voicemail 5: luke allen]
yo is this the whack ass beat tape hotline?
should’ve called this sh~t think twice bro
because you should think twice about ever doing anything cool the rest of your life
this sh~t is auditory laxatives bro
like i’d legit rather hear my grandpa sh~t himself than this trash
it sounds like a bad haircut you paid forty dollars for
do you honest to god think this sh~t is good?
you need to get your brain checked bro, this would make a deaf person angry
i’m embarrassed to even know you bro, peace
[voicemail 6: tom ciaccia]
what the h~ll did i just listen to?
what was that? i mean, can you make some good f~cking music?
this was awful i can’t believe i really wasted my time listening to this
i mean, it’s worse than aj vibes i mean c’mon how does that happen?
good grief
oh my god, i turned this on in the car
they gave me aux i turn it on, they kicked me out
they kicked me out of the car, stole my shoes
i had to walk home in my socks
i lost my wife, the kids, and now i’m infertile so thanks
get the f~ck outta here
[voicemail 7: danny louchiey]
gerrit, this is mr. danny
you know who i am boy, mr. danny from rispa your old performing arts school
boy, i just heard your album, your music
what the h~ll kind of music is that?
it don’t sound like nothing i ever heard
d~mn boy i ain’t teach you no better than that?
what’s that supposed to be hippity hop hop hip hop or something?
sh~t boy, you know i taught you better than that
call me boy i wanna talk to you about this music
[voicemail 8: nick oakley]
kid, lemme tell you something
i’ve been in the records business for thirty
thirty one years, some thereabouts
any act that’s come to new york i’ve seen ‘em alright?
the big, the small, i’ve heard ‘em alright?
i’ve heard the ones that shouldn’t have made it but did
i’ve heard the ones that should’ve made it, but never got their shot
i can tell you firmly which camp you belong in
i’ve never heard anything as heinous as that steaming pile of refuse
that you evacuated from your bowels onto my desk
you motherf~cker you, wasting my time with that
jesus, i oughta hire some people to cut off your ears and feed ‘em to you
and i know guys that would do it
you know what we call guys like you in new york?
bad f~cking music, alright?
simple as daylight, lemme tell you something
and this you better hear, do not call me again
do not waste mine, nor anybody’s time, with f~cking bullsh~t like this again
and don’t quit your day job kid
[voicemail 9: lee johnson]
hey gerrit, hear the project’s done and people are talking about it
looking forward to hearing about all the results
and get busy on the next one
alright, all the best, take care, bye
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