lirik lagu too fat to fuck - blowfly
[chorus]
she’s too fat to f~ck, she’s too fat to f~ck
she’s too fat to f~ck, all she can do is suck
she’s too fat to f~ck, she’s too fat to f~ck
she’s too fat to f~ck, all she can do is suck
the b~tch too fat to eat, the b~tch too fat to eat
the b~tch too fat to eat, i’d rather beat my meat
she’s to stiff for the buck, the b~tch too stiff for the buck
the b~tch too stiff for the buck, all she can do is suck
it’s too much ass to ride, it’s too much ass to ride
too much ass to ride… too much room inside!
[verse 1]
don’t be a lemon, go see richard simmons
go see little rich, you b~tch
don’t be a lemon, go see richard simmons
go see little rich, you b~tch
see jack elaine and get your ass trained
take your fat ass to the lane
see jack elaine and get your ass trained
take your fat ass to the lane
[chorus]
you’re too fat to f~ck, you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck, all you can do is suck
you’re too fat to f~ck, you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck, all you can do is suck
you’re too fat to eat, you’re too fat to eat
you’re too fat to eat, i’ll let you beat my meat
you’re too fat to eat, you’re too fat to eat
you’re too fat to eat, i’d rather beat my meat
it’s too much ass to ride, too much ass to ride
it’s too much ass to ride… too much room inside!
[verse 2]
you’ve got too much weight, you’ll never be ate
you’ll never be ate with that weight
so go over yonder, and join jane fonda
exercise your thing with miss jane
so don’t be a lemon, go see richard simmons
go see little simms, and get slim
see jack elaine and get your ass trained
take your fat ass to the lane, yeah!
[chorus]
’cause you’re too fat to f~ck, you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck, you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck
your ass too big to ride, ass too big to ride
ass too big to ride… too much room inside!
you’re too funky to eat, you’re too funky to eat
you’re too funky to eat, i’d rather beat my meat
[bridge]
okay, all you women out there! i want you to get up off your fat asses, and exercise with blowfly! i want you to pull up your blouse, your bra and your drawers. grab your left tit with your left hand, your right tit with your right hand. okay, now get ready… now pull!
(uh~ah! uh~ah! uh~ah! uh~ah!)
[verse 3]
come exercise those big, thunder thighs
got too much fat inside, yeah
come exercise those big, thunder thighs
you got too much fat inside
every time you jog you’re like a big hog
so come on and jog, you hog
every time you jog you’re like a big hog
so come on and jog, you hog
[chorus]
’cause you’re too fat to f~ck, you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck, all you can do is suck
you’re too fat to f~ck, you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck, all you can do is suck
you’re too stiff for the buck, you’re too stiff for the buck
you’re too stiff for the buck, all you can do is suck
(yee~hahahaha…!)
[verse 4]
in and out, out and in, you’ll never be the same again
working out is where it’s at, your body’s slim but your p~ssy’s fat
that’s what i like, make your lips smack
in and out, and out and in, you’ll never be the same again
working out is where it’s at, a body’s slim but your p~ssy’s fat
that’s what i like, make my lips smack
[chorus]
’cause you’re too fat to f~ck, you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck, you’re too fat to f~ck
you’re too fat to f~ck…
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