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lirik lagu tommy salommy - henry viii vs scott pilgrim | epic rap battles of my ass

[intro (scott pilgrim)]
(oh!)
i’m looking for a guy with a build like this
i heard he likes to eat
so here’s a knuckle sand~wich!

[verse 1 (scott pilgrim)]
but bread makes you fat
and you’re about to get decrowned
when i knock you out you’ll burst into 400 pounds
i’m toronto’s greatest fighter, you don’t stand a chance
i took on the world, you could hardly handle france
i play ninja revolution
so come on, let’s dance
my crew and your waist have both seen battles of the bands

[verse 1 (henry viii)]
i think you need a tudor to teach you how to rhyme
when i’m done with you the only “x’s” will be in your eyes
i’m the og ladyk!ller
you’re just a wannabe
you tried to worm out of this battle, saying “um, i gotta pee”
envy dumped you hard, and i guess that feeling stuck
one year later you’re still singing ’bout a garbage truck (truck, truck)
you’re merely a self~insert for manchildren
this anglican will send ya packing like the real prot pilgrims
[verse 2 (scott pilgrim)]
you should ask the pope to annul your first verse
cause your flow is like your children: dead upon birth
oh, you had six exes? i burnt through seven!
i beat a vegan, twins, and chris evans
because of your older bro, you’re never first in line
sloppy seconds to the throne, and to his wife
you executed women cause you couldn’t make a son
when it comes to chopping heads, i think you got the wrong one

[verse 2 (henry viii)]
nock this flow with my longbow and take my shot
englishmen show no mercy when we’re dealing with scots
why are women even so obsessed with this neet though?
you broke knives’s heart, guess you should’ve used a cheat code
speaking of knives, your sh~ggy hair could use a clipping
your hipster shirts are tacky when compared to my king bling!
like your buddy wallace, you’re always on the bottom
and your movie was a box~office s~x bob~omb
(that doesn’t even rhyme–)

[verse 3 (henry viii)]
cause i’m a pimp from my boots to my tudor hat
played by michael cera cause your rapping sk!lls are superbad
i rule the seven seas, you little pipsqueak
end your precious little life with my epic navy fleete
i wooed hearts with the lute and the harp, but i’d hardly call it “art” when it’s you on the guitar
this win is my divine right, my very essence is regal
you risked your life for an art ho who’s banged seven other people
[verse 3 (scott pilgrim)]
i think i’ll call ya “puc~man” with how big your mouth is
i don’t need your whole résumé to tell your well~rounded
england’s got big ben but i tower above
i’ll slice and dice this ham sandwich with the power of love
while i’m a cult classic, you’re a cultureless idiot
and i’m stomping you harder than i face~kicked gideon
forget the monasteries, take control over your b~n~r
for this woman~crazed ogre, this is game over

- lirik lagu tommy salommy

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