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lirik lagu tinyjj - my tv

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[intro: kyle, stan & mr. garrison]
dusty the dirtball…
why does everything have to suck so bad in summer?
hey, look, it’s mr. garrison
h~llo, children. how is your summer going?
summer sucks ass, mr. garrison

[verse 1: tinyjj]
feel like a bum
bed, this chair, all gets taste of my rump
literally this song’s about nothing
besides, where i’m channeling my thoughts in
hang your jacket back in the closet
you must be exhausted
doing all them errands, kick your socks off, kid
come on and grab a soda
also grab a seat right on this sofa
get in rest mode, uhhh
and start to move ya
attention to the screen
recommended adventure timе with beef
come on look at this scene
thе selection of things you can watch on this tv
colorful things, all this can please me
come on, don’t worry about looking at the trees
the leaves, the grass, it’s all gonna stay green
who cares if you take a little off day
ground’s wet, bite this chip, it’s pretty salty
you can learn pretty words, like concurrence
it has a mathematical term which
you can check yourself if you search it
im tryna find a good show, let me keep searchin’
one i can binge, it needs to be perfect
needs to have a plot that i can stick to learning
eyes glued, my retinas burning
and running a gag that comes at a random occurrence
like “rap mode!!”, it gets dragged, like, bro, we’ve already heard it
nah, it’s still funny to me
i’m the guy, that’ll laugh at a b00by
trap, ha, caught you in that
here’s another episode of “what jj can rap about”
you can get more seasons if you stick around
i saw you looked interested, i think that’s the key, you can get lock up now
[chorus: tinyjj]
this is my tv
has everything that may be creaming for
you can just watch if you don’t believe me
complimentary drinks and pocorn if you need it (oh yum!)
oh
did you expect it to be some ~n~logy
no! its a chill song, so allow me
to show you what what i got
cuz i know youre salivating to know (i got)

[post~chorus: tinyjj]
hulu (hbo max)
(disney plus)
netflix (peac~ck)
(all these streaming services)

[verse 2: wolfie & tinyjj]
what a time to be alive, screw the other side
i wanna sit in here, read jekyll and hyde
i’m stuck in the life, lazy like it’s dark in the night
like i give a f~ck, anyway, my luck ain’t so bright
i go outside, approached by someone with a knife
oh sh~t, what the f~ck do i do?
danger coming and i’m stuck like in glue
now that was hypothetical, but not a lie, so radical
these rates in the uk, you say it’s okay
but hey, let’s get positivity in here
to infinity, it’s clear
no matter, today is a beautiful day
i lay in the usual way, don’t give a f~ck
listening to “hit ’em up”, tupac
times three over my stomach, free mind over the dumber
they end up on the streets, i’m rapping with jj
they have smarts of some cleats, they’re stabbing the dj
insane, f~ck what i said, look at the golden days
we can all have fun in life, jj, roll the ways
hit the books
classics, so to say
shelf i have from olden days
if you give a mouse cookie
he’ll ask for a song the next day
don’t let the pigeon drive the bus
it begs pleads until i start a concert
and wants a free pass
the only event i’m attending is the last
season of sp, mad?
not the thing you like to see? glad
i told you i’m gonna relax
sit in this chair and eat snacks
has everything i need yeah
if you gonna take it away from jj we scr~p
too lazy, just listen to me rap
early in the morning dont give me that cr~p
it’s just sorta the vibe, i can’t describe
of being that ooey gooey substance on the road on the side
sitting doing nothing but feeling alive
thinking about mcdonalds, my only business to mind
[chorus: tinyjj]
this is my tv
has everything that may be creaming for
you can just watch if you don’t believe me
complimentary drinks and pocorn if you need it (oh yum!)
oh
did you expect it to be some ~n~logy
no! its a chill song, so allow me
to show you what what i got
cuz i know youre salivating to know (i got)

[post~chorus: tinyjj]
hulu (hbo max)
(disney plus)
netflix (peac~ck)
(all these streaming services)

[verse 3: tinyjj]
i lost the remote, i can’t find it
i literally checked everywhere, i could’ve put it down at
and i’m telling you if i find out it’s that dang rat
i’m going to that hole he lives in and hang that
tail on a hook on the ceiling and show him my insane bat
swing cuz i’m tired of him stealing all my main snacks
not even jerry is like that, but i definitely do the same~ ah
i found it
underneath the bed
along with chips and mountain dew
now we have the whole collection let’s see the content we’ll view
i realized i went full bruno mars “the lazy song” today
not wanting to move at all and watch what’s on display
it’s just one of those days where you just wanna relax
the farmers need to chill from collecting all the tree saps
people desperate for cash has mellow from money grabs
and i need to sit out from doing all the funny gags
sometimes people don’t need a jj to make them laugh
and i’m not completely stripped away like bacon slabs
you can still call me, i’m not even taken, yeah
just don’t call me to go the lake and quack
and i’m not trying to duck on plans
i’m ducking around but i don’t want to no that i can’t
technically can’t tho, because south park season 27 is streaming man
deactivating rap mode, if you want to watch, you definitely can
[chorus: tinyjj]
this is my tv
has everything that may be creaming for
you can just watch if you don’t believe me
complimentary drinks and pocorn if you need it (oh yum!)
oh
did you expect it to be some ~n~logy
no! its a chill song, so allow me
to show you what what i got
cuz i know youre salivating to know (i got)

[post~chorus: tinyjj]
hulu (hbo max)
(disney plus)
netflix (peac~ck)
(all these streaming services)


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