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lirik lagu tim hawkins - kids rock

intro (narrator):
do your kids want music, but you can’t stand kids’ music? well, help is on the way with kids rock. (kids rock!) a collection of children’s songs performed by the bands you know and love, such as “itsy bitsy spider” by coldplay!

song 1: coldplay ~ itsy bitsy spider
itsy bitsy spider went up the spout
down came the rain and washed him out
out came the sun, dried up the rain
itsy bitsy spider went up the spout a~
gain, a~
gain, ah..

narrator: that’s right, it’s the same old lame children’s songs, done in a brand new way! you’ll hear “old macdonald”, performed by pearl jam! (pearl jam!)

song 2: pearl jam ~ old macdonald
old macdonald had a farm, old macdonald had a farm
yeah
and on this little bitty farm, old macdonald had some sheep
yeah
e~i~o, e~i~e~i~e~i~o
e~i~o, e~i~o
yeah!

narrator: all these great songs on one great cd! isn’t that great? digitally remastered… whatever that means! we know you’ll love “the three blind mice”, done by alanis morissette!

song 3: alanis morissette ~ three blind mice
i see the three blind mice, i see how they run
i see how they’re running, baby
they’re all running after the old farmer’s wife
she cut off their tails and, baby
what it all comes down to
is that everything’s such a sight in my life
cause she’s got one hand on three rodents
and the other one on a carving knife
narrator: just how long would it take you to compile all the great music on kids rock? well, thanks to napster, it took us a half hour. haven’t you waited long enough to hear nickelback sing the “humpty dumpty” song?

song 4: nickelback ~ humpty dumpty
humpty dumpty was a good man
just sitting on top of a wall
humpty dumpty was an egg man
didn’t know he was gonna have a big fall
poor old humpty dumpty, would you please help this man
poor old humpty dumpty, would you please help this man

the king’s horses and men couldn’t put him together again
they were just mistaken, couldn’t help out an egg that’s breaking
and humpty, he fell down
fell down all the way to the ground
the king’s horses and men couldn’t put him together again
yeah, yeah, yeah, humpty
yeah, yeah, yeah, humpty

narrator: can all this be for real? well, all we can say is, “for shizzle, dizzle, yo!” this opportunity comes along only once in a lifetime. and remember, when we say “kids rock” (kids rock!), we mean it. and who rocks harder than metallica?

song 5: metallica ~ bingo
there was a farmer, had a dog
bingo was his name
b~i~n~g~o
there was a farmer, had a dog
bingo was his name
b~i~n~g~o
… i~n~g~o!
… i~n~g~o!
… i~n~g~o!
bingo was his name~o!
narrator: (kids rock!) kids rock is the real deal. don’t wait ~ order today! do yourself a favor and make kids rock part of your cd collection! remember.. it’s not about your kids… it’s about you!

but wait! there’s more! as a special offer, order kids rock today and we’ll include the b~52s’ new wedding song!

song 6: the b~52s ~ wedding song
here comes the bride, she’s as big as a whale, and her dress was on sale! (ow!)
she got it at goodwill, it cost about 20
it’s plain to see they have no money!

narrator: plus! as a special offer, be one of the first one hundred people to order kids rock, and you’ll get guns n’ roses’ new commercial, “welcome to mcdonald’s”

song 7: guns n’ roses ~ welcome to mcdonald’s
welcome to mcdonald’s, we got shakes and fries
we got quarter pounders, we got apple pies
just bring yourself inside, come in and have a ball
look at all the pictures of ronald on the wall
at mcdonald’s, welcome to mcdonald’s
would you like a happy m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~meal, meal
at mcdonald’s, welcome to mcdonald’s
would you like a happy m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~m~meal, meal
uh! i want a deal! huh!

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kids rock! kids rock! kids rock! kids rock! kids rock! kids rock! kids rock!

kids rock!

- lirik lagu tim hawkins

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