lirik lagu tierra whack - mumbo jumbo (captions)

[transcript, spelled backwards]

i am right-handed, but don’t get it f-cked up b-tch

i can still write with my left hand too

i don’t like peanut b-tter but i do like jelly

my turtle is dead
his name is troy

i used to hold grudges

when i tell you that i’m a really good liar, i’m telling you the truth

i hope this film gets a million hits

michael jackson is not dead

when i lived with my grandmom, our toilet didn’t work, we had no money to fix it, so i had to sh-t in a bag everyday for almost two weeks

the last song i listened to was “crazy” by gnarls barkley

buffalo wings are my favourite food

one time i forgot how old i was so i called my mom and asked her. (i was 19)

my boyfriends [sic] name is mike, no i am not a dyk-

i was eating a piece of chicken and the bone cracked my f-cking tooth

my license plate is klc 8495

people think that i’m an extrovert, but i’m actually introvert

i am right-handed, but don’t get it f-cked up b-tch, i can still write with my left hand too

yes i am religious, i believe in myself

i don’t drink or smoke, but i’ll probably get hit by a bus so that don’t mean sh-t

hi, my name is god, but everyone calls me “whack”

almost

i sit down in the shower and pretend to take a bath

i wish my mom was my daughter

one time i got stabbed in a shootout

i wonder if i have any fans that are midgets… [rearranged]

that would make me really happy

dinosaurs are way cooler than dragons

i prefer to use the mens bathroom

i snore when i’m awake

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