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lirik lagu therap3 - snake n' smash

[verse 1: ryan]
it’s f-cking possible, no it’s f-cking probable
that i am the main obstacle
main boss, final boss
i’m goin in hotter than ahbed’s dad’s falafelables
metaphors and similies make me feel like
make me feel like
make me feel like awful-ul
but i use them every now and again
so i become unstoppable

impossible, improbable
you think your girl is just your girl
i’m sorry that’s illogical
she’s not my favorite girl in the whole wide world
but she’s 24/7 optional
she’s at the crib right now preparin her mouth
with a what b-tch, what b-tch
popsicle

and if she knocks the hookah over
oh no, h-ll no, b-tch
man i’m goin’ holocaustical

drinking 40’s playin’ smash after a long day
then out to the front porch smoking like solid snake
i don’t care about you no i never did
i give a f-ck about you like patrick gives a f-ck
about kids
no f-cks one f-ck two f-ck
see me riding round the street in my no f-cks giving bus

[verse 2: plaids]
yo, how’re you s’posed to use this mic thing again?
i kinda i forgot

open those legs wide and then i’ll k!ll ya
but please to the room
just bought the couch from ikea
sneakin’ in the pussy solid snake and then i’ll
pre ya
with the liquid snake yep and then i’ll leave ya

choppin that gr-ss down south
looking for the rupees but i can’t link shit
so i guess i’m using b–bies
what you expect from the plaids master
i told you i’m giving you the super blasta

and again i’m standing tall
soon you’ll be under the semen
ask me how you s’posed to breathe and see
yep yep i bone again yep i’ll bone again
from j-pan and don’t forgot to
[?] again please, [?]
sandwich then
and it was always so simple, so simple
sit back and rub your nipples
yep, just rub your nipples

[verse 3: jake]
alright coming in here feels a little weird
‘member me jake, curly hair and a beard
it’s been a while since i hopped on a track
but it’s ok it always tastes better
when there’s a little fat

but don’t think that i’ve gone out of shape
sat around all day, waitin for news
talkin about therap3
nice to see solid snake, make his debut
so in celebration, i’ll include him too
reuinted with a hookah, it’s like it’s fate
hookah, beer, b-tches, yea
i’ve got a full plate
late night visitors in my bed it’s a date
sounding like colonel campbell screamin:
“jake! jaake! jaaaaaake!”

[interlude]
[jake]
oh what the f-ck man
[ryan]
oh my god, i know the beat’s messed up
[jake]
yea i know i got the short straw man, what the f-ck
[ryan]
i don’t really care
[jake]
well you should-
[ryan]
f-ck you
[jake]
f-ck you!

[jake]
anyway
couple more months til return of the king
only one to rule them all guess that’s why
i’m named ring
shouldn’t take long to have it all
back in my pocket it’s got me more excited
than knox, with his red rocket
first meals a steak, served juicy and meaty
from a 4 star joint, but not 2 that’s petey
i got the talent to put out
a rap or a ballad, jake ring
#1 i went bone salad

[verse 4: willie]
oh shit we’ve been seen
caught us with your girl
and now you need to blow off some steam
sorry she like’s the team
two at a time tag team, smash team
snake and game and watch
don’t worry we’ll keep her on top
of the world where we belong
smoking hookah, drinking 40’s, f-cking b-tches
making songs

tell me again how hard your life is-
oh wait, nevermind i realized i got no f-cks to give
plaids is right, it’s simple and he’s in the right place
i just want an asian girl with an -ss to deface
let me slow down where the f-ck’s the cigarette case
it’s time to step outside and smoke before the
coup de grace

that would be us k!lling you
smash brothers at the barcade you owe
us beers make it two
four beers make it double or nothing
watch usgame on your girl
we’ll call this game couple crushing
so easy it’s silly, watch her eyes light up
like my camel filter, right after we f-ck
see that it only took one line
now she’s in my bed being naughty
dude this should be a crime

speaking of which will you tell
this b-tch to get off my d-ck and make
me a sandwich
i just need one
bring it back to the bed we’ll continue the fun
first let me wrap this up
call mei ling and save
wait wait i have a proverb to give you, too

to b–bs!

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