lirik lagu theketchupguy - ham
[verse 1]
welcome to the song where i’m just gonna nag
if you don’t like it then you can suck a dirty rag
so gangster with my beats like i walk around and sag
$50 price tag so stop nagging at me ___
my songs happen to be a little bit goofy
not as goofy as roblox kids named rip_luffy
let’s count our dubs, 1 for you, 2 for me
you listened to my songs, i made them and got a trophy
crack it
bang
ratchet
and clank
king of the hill
like hank
hey d.o. gibson, your last album wasn’t as dank
as mine cause i’m so fine, bumpin’ stanley pines
i’m doin’ crystal meth on that walter white grind
i can make banger beats i don’t even need to try
they end up goofy but i think that’s fine
bing bong boop beep bap plow bow bow bow bow
call this song ass it’s the cold hard truth but call it meaningless and i’ll shank your tooth
i’m dumb and a meanie pants but at least i’m couth
like eminem i’m a criminal but like michael i’m smooth
[chorus]
i don’t give a d~mn
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
i eat jelly and jam
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
[verse 2]
my homie is a simp, wish i could ditch him in a ditch
how you gonna simp for a girl that looks like a minecraft witch
i got a feeling he caught onto common sense, just a pinch
cause he realized she was a player and then he dumped that snitch
my uncle wanted to take me golfing but i’m banned from the course
i hit a rich kid with my driver, and then i ate his horse
that kid was laying on the ground knocked out cold
so this is the song where my story will be told
i was born back in 1911
the first war ended right before i turned seven
back in my day i had to walk to class through gunfire
that’s why i have a bullet hole right here
ew can it grandpa, i don’t wanna see your hairy leg!
hey peter, can you please shut up your daughter meg?
i think my ears are gonna be crippled from her shrieky voice
either save your daughter or your policeman friend, it’s your choice
and by the way i have no idea what i’m doing with this song
that’s why you’ve been sitting there confused for so long
i showed up to school, my homie was wearing a thong
a clock goes tick~tock well so was his ding dong
[chorus]
i don’t give a d~mn
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
i eat jelly and jam
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
[verse 3]
wow, this beats sounding pathetic
no drums, no bass, and you call that aesthetic
tomorrow i have p.e., but i’m not too athletic
i also have english, but i’m not poetic
i can write a rhyme but it’ll sound like ass
i waste all my time counting cash
and i don’t mean the big bills, no i mean little dimes, cause i find them on the floor all the d~mn time
i have no clue what i’m saying cause i freestyled this bit
jump up to hit a minecraft pig, yeah i hit the crit
[chorus]
i don’t give a d~mn
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
i eat jelly and jam
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
i don’t give a d~mn
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
i hijacked a ram
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
i don’t give a d~mn
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
baking spray like pam
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
i don’t give a d~mn
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
that’s just who i am
that’s why i’m goin’ ham
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