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lirik lagu theexplodingcheez - magic parody

[spoken]
hi, my name is clightus, and i approve this card game

[chorus]
i play magic all day
every time i draw a card i pwn me some noobs
everybody knows i’ve got my magic deck with me
not gonna lose a game there’s no way that’s happening
‘cuz everybody knows i pwn at magic

magic, magic, magic
magic, magic, magic
magic, magic, magic (ah~woo)
‘cuz i play magic all day!

[verse 1]
these permanents i’ll play will blow your mind
pick a card, any card, i’ll kick your b~tt at anytime
i’ll need an opponent, how about you, with the nose?
come right down to the table and prepare to be epic pwned

don’t care if your trying ‘cuz your guys are dying
people trying to trade me for my cards so they asking me
“i will tradе you for this card, want tolarian academy?”
but then i’ll just say screw you i’m not trading you my flash freezе
so let me, tell you about its awesome might
don’t waste your time with yu~gi~oh, you know that game ain’t fly
this game’s so legendary, it was played by jesus christ
so call me the mosiah ‘cuz i play it every night

magic, magic, magic
magic, magic, magic
magic, magic, magic (ah~woo)
‘cuz i play magic all day!

[verse 2]
take a journey into my house
you’ll see why i never come out
the lights are dark, and there’s magic cards all over right now
i play a card, and your heart starts beating like boom~boom~pow
see, see, when i win you start going like “holy cow!”

see i will beat you with my icy manipulation
you talk like you’re a monster but you play like you’re a token
got the swagger of a cripple but in magic i’m a tinker
so whatever you playing, it don’t match up to my creatures
i play by the rules like, kai budde
it’s a spectacular game whether your straight or g~y
which is pretty good for me ‘cuz, well i don’t wanna say
i play magic everyday, so i guess i’m pretty good!

[chorus]
i play magic all day (i play it all day!)
every time i draw a card i pwn me some noobs (those noobs are goin’ down!)
everybody knows i’ve got my magic deck with me (24/7!)
not gonna lose a game there’s no way that’s happening (well actually it could if the other guy’s better)
‘cuz everybody knows i pwn at magic

magic, magic, magic
magic, magic, magic
magic, magic, magic (ah~woo)
‘cuz i play magic all day!

[outro]
i~i~i, yes i do
i play magic all day
he~he~he, ah~woo
‘cuz i play magic all day

[spoken]
e~except on thursdays cuz that’s when i have band practice but other than that, i play it every day

- lirik lagu theexplodingcheez

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