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lirik lagu the rifftones - samurai cop rockin' action theme

[verse 1]
he’s a musclebound cop in the ladies’ wig
and the bad~fitting baseball cap
see him drivin’ ’round the city, runnin’ over bad guys
in his chevrolet piece of cr~p

[pre~chorus]
on loan from san diego (we don’t know why)
they call him “samurai” (his name is joe)
but he doesn’t fit the profile for a samurai
he doesn’t even have a sword

[chorus]
samurai cop (he’s tellin’ these son~of~a~b~tches
he respects the j~panese of this country)
samurai cop (he’s gonna turn ’em into fertilizer
while he’s makin’ time with the gang boss’s lady)
samurai cop

[verse 2]
at the cop shop, flirtin’ with the lady cop
and every other woman in the place ’cause he can’t stop
now he’s hittin’ on a nurse and he tells her he’s a prize
’cause his johnson’s jumbo jet~sized

[pre~chorus]
his captain really hates him (big surprise)
he prays that he will die (so do we)
he’s k!lled at least a dozen people
but that doesn’t seem to bother him at all
[chorus]
samurai cop (the evil drug lord wants to see his head
on his piano, but i don’t think that’s very practical)
samurai cop (he’s got a white piano
and to put a bl~~dy head on a white piano’s kinda tacky)
samurai

[verse 3]
he’s makin’ dinner for his new girlfriend
wearin’ nothing but a little black banana hammock
they’re gonna make sweet love and it makes you kinda feel
like you’d rather see anything else

[pre~chorus]
now comes the final battle
against the big~chinned guy
his wig is gone again, but suddenly his wig is back
and then his wig is gone

[chorus]
samurai cop (and now they drop their swords and they go
back to punching ’cause they’re not very good with swords)
samurai cop (then the bad guy dies and you realize
they didn’t apprehend a single criminal)
samurai cop (at the end, he’s back in his banana hammock
tell me, is this any way to end a film?)
samurai cop

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