lirik lagu the rifftones - funky hobgoblins!
[spoken intro]
okay, folks, that’s our show
it’s time to get up outta your seat
and maybe if you want, you can move your feet
while this fat white man pretends to be groovy
and sing a little song about this cheesy movie
g~get down!
[verse 1]
in the middle of the night, in an abandoned studio
two pasty guys are standin’ guard—why, i do not know
but i bet you a buck or two it’s gonna have somethin’ to do
with those hobgoblins
[spoken]
yeah, nothin’ but a bunch of stupid rubber puppets!
[verse 2]
the younger dumbass guard steps into a rock ‘n’ roll fantasy
he plummets off the stage three feet and dies instantly
we can only guess that this bl~~dy mess is courtesy
of those hobgoblins
[spoken]
they’re kinda like gremlins if thеy’d been designed by the krеmlin
[pre~chorus]
well, then the older dumbass guard, he mourns the tragic loss
by hidin’ his partner’s bl~~dy corpse and lyin’ to his boss
he hides a terrible secret about homicidal aliens
and guess who finally shows their faces thirty minutes in!
let’s sing the hobgoblin song, people!
[chorus]
hobgoblins, hobgoblins
what can you do with those hobgoblins?
they’re over here, they’re over there
those darn hobgoblins are everywhere
[spoken interlude]
oh, and get this: the hero’s name is kevin (what?!)
look, it wasn’t my decision!
now, don’t distract me, i’m in the middle of a song
[verse 3]
well, now kevin’s on the scene and, boy, he’s a real wiener
i mean, he gets beat with a rake by the fake rambo—
more like hambo—and all his friends are d~cks
i mean, who picks these people, a temp agency?
’cause kevin’s too busy fighting (those hobgoblins)
oh, yeah, i almost forgot
they’re in the film, but not a whole lot
[verse 4]
well, they all head off to club scum
which kinda looks like satan’s junior prom
when, suddenly, a bomb goes off! (boom!)
wouldn’t you know? it’s fake rambo
he’s throwin’ grenades in his camo shirt
and somehow n0body gets hurt
except fake rambo, who’s now all aglow
’cause he covered in flames from head to toe
[pre~chorus]
but somehow he survives—in fact, everyone’s alive
and it’s time for the obligatory showdown thing (showdown thing)
before the movie calls it quits, the hobgoblins are blown to bits
the van’s a~rockin’, we’re all done schlockin’, and now it’s time to sing
c’mon, clap your hands and sing with me!
[chorus]
hobgoblins, hobgoblins
what can you do with those hobgoblins?
they’re over here, they’re over there
those darn hobgoblins are everywhere
[outro]
you see? nothin’ but a bunch of stupid rubber puppets!
(stupid rubber puppets) that’s right!
(hobgoblins) you’ve got it (stupid rubber puppets)
you can say that again (hobgoblins, stupid rubber puppets)
g’night, everyone! (hobgoblins)
(stupid rubber puppets)
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