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lirik lagu the plastic noodles - the red rooms

now that i’m out
i will take the quickest route
to my grandmas house
so i can give her a blouse
now i’ll rob a convenient store
and i’ll call the person a little door
i forgot to wear a mask
so i go back in and ask
for a mask
they got footage of my face
now i’m gonna k!ll everybody inside
and when i’m done i’m gonna take the footage and bring it with me

i buy a new home
it looks like ancient rome
i hit my head on the door
there’s blood everywhere
the room is now red
i’m gonna go to bed

i wake up and everything is red
my house is filled with red rooms
maybe it’s just because that door to the head
the cops are outside
now i guess i’ll slide
out the door and runaway
wait i forgot my clay
i go back to get it
then grab my mit
then leave
i am running away
this time i may
get free
and drink tea
that was my plan before bob died
i said i would save him i lied

a cop pulls me over for speeding
i pull over so he won’t suspect a thing
i say is there a problem officer?
and he sees a giant machine gun in my passenger seat
i say please, eat this beat
he says thank you sir
but i’m gonna arrest you once i’m done
haha the beat was poisonous
so i drive off

i go to my grandmas to say hi
it turns out my grandma was an undercover cop
so i run away
and run over all the pedestrians i see
now i’m gonna watch glee
like i wanted to earlier but the cops came in and a wild boar k!lled everyone

i now live in brazil
i don’t have a toilet so i do it in a landfill
it’s super ill
i’m really ill
i have a child
he’s very wild
it was almost his fourth birthday
but then i realize
he’s a bathtub
at least i still have my wife
for life
oh it turns out she’s a balloon
i really want to smash a cocoon
stupid fat worm you don’t deserve wings
you just wrap yourself in a blanket and think it’s okay
if i wrap myself in a blanket i won’t grow wings
i’m getting pretty tired
i wrap myself in a blanket
i wake up with wings
when i k!lled the stupid fat worm i absorbed it’s powers
i go to the top of a tower
to see if i can fly
i can’t
i spend the next two years in a hospital bed
i thought i was dead
but it turns out i’m sick in the head
i k!ll a lobster
i’m now a monster
i’m all green
and i don’t have a spleen
because the evil doctors who work for the illuminati took it from me

just because my son is a bathtub
doesn’t mean i can’t spend quality time with him
we go to the beach
and bring some bleach
to pour on people who are asleep
we had such a good time
but i forgot him there
i go back to the beach
to see if he’s there
i see a bathtub at the bottom of the ocean

i have nothing to lose
my house is made up of ooze
i’m gonna go on a crime spree again
i k!ll 5 people
i see another person
i go over to head but him
it turns out he’s a tree
there’s blood everywhere
i am now dead

- lirik lagu the plastic noodles

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