lirik lagu the midnight beast - the secret track (part 2)
[intro: stefan]
holy sh~t
we’re doin’ it again
words straight off the top of my head, this is real freestylin’
it’s not… the kind of thing where we have it written down or anything
(dru, pass me that pad)
[verse 1: stefan, ash]
time for that rap attack, time for that cr~p attack
we had to do it again for those that found the secret track
it’s stefan with the words, the nouns and the verbs
i used to want to skate, but i was scared to grind the curbs
girls like my hair ’cause it look like a wig
i call her “babe” ’cause she look like a pig
you bought our album, and you were shocked
like you just saw your mum’s c~ck
did gaga have a p~n~s? wе’ll never know
i remеmber when that went ’round, it was just for show (woo)
tesco, i got some advice, i went to your store
i saw that your products had a limited shelf life
well, here’s some advice, tesco, down in your store
if you don’t want them to have a shelf life, don’t put ’em on the shelf
here i am, i’m back again
with ash and dru, they are my friends (h~llo)
i’m scared of ghosts, because they’re scary
it’s just a person with a white sheet that might be hairy underneath the sheet
i’m full of sheet
that line’s from “rap god”, have you seen ‘eet?
turn my headphones up, turn my headphones up
dru, i’m not being serious, turn my headphones back down
does this boy have any content?
does this boy have any sk!ll?
i don’t have to prove it to you, you already bought my album, real
i bought an xbox one, it’s giving me tons of fun
they’ll use this torture in guantanamo bay
why’s there less black keys than white keys on a keyboard?
that’s racist, that’s racist
comfortable on guitar, i don’t care who you are
i’ll smack you in the mouth and leave you with a broken jar
is this your pasty? are these your crisps?
okay, rappers with lisps
is this your water? is this your drink?
i’m just stalling, trying to think
bad boy, on an inflection
why do i always try and go fast?
i don’t know, i think that i’ll just say some rhymes and something will come out at last
and it did
zing! (woo!)
[chorus: all, dru]
we can’t rap or freestyle again
that’s why we made the chorus catchy again
we can’t rap, and our freestyle is wack (quite poo)
but what do you expect from the secret track? (part two)
[interlude: dru]
secret track, part two: just as poo?
and the beat goes
[verse 2: dru, stefan]
guess who’s back with a brand new bike?
oh sh~t, wait, i mean mic
it’s my birthday, good job, ’cause i’m quite thirsty (ha)
i wanna be like eminem, but i’m too fem~inem
who’s got the new flows? who’s got the new clothes?
no, really, who’s got them? i need them
wanna hear something that’s quite funny?
i like honey, like winnie the pooh
except i’m winnie the dru
can’t touch me, i’ll sue the pants off of you
i play drums, on my bum
it’s not dumb, it’s just fun
there’s lots of toys in the room
and boys in the room
just little mice and men
the sword is always mightier than the pen
we are the midnight beast (here we go)
let’s have us a midnight feast (ha~ha)
we’ll fly like geese
sh~t, this is hard
as i sit here, looking at a clock
i wish i had a big c~ck
standing in a doorway, trying to rap
i’m wearing a really nice hat (you could’ve said “cap”)
could’ve said “cap”, but i didn’t
yeah, i’m standing next to a guitar
i got lots of guitar, ’cause it’s winter
we just freestylin’
to pass the time in, of the day
i’m a rapper, quite dapper
bit of a slapper, because i can’t punch
get it? like, physically, i can’t punch
i’m just a boy, not from the ‘hood
i can’t rap, but i’m quite good
i’m a bit slow, i got a text from joe
[interlude: dru]
it’s just terrible, isn’t it?
i— my mind has literally gone blank
(out of the way)
[chorus: all, ash]
we can’t rap or freestyle again
that’s why we made the chorus catchy again
we can’t rap, and our freestyle is wack (quite poo)
but what do you expect from the secret track? (part two)
[interlude: ash]
here we go again
it’s the secret track, b~tches!
[verse 3: ash]
here we go, here we go, it’s album two
you think i would’ve improved, which i have, obviously
are you ready for this? i don’t think you’re ready for this
are you ready for this? are you ready for this?
is your mum ready for this?
beyoncé, i’m ready for this jelly
one day, i wanna live on a beach
i’m not gonna preach
dressed in linen, all day long
the women, wearing the thong~thong~thong~thong—
(hmm, thong)
liar, liar, pants on fire
you’re a cr~p rapper, danny dyer
cr~p rapper? maybe cr~p actor
either way, he’s a cr~pper
i’ve heard he’s in eastenders at the mo—
ha~ha, i ca—
here we go, i’m gonna start rapping soon
been there, i’ve sung that
eat my shat, buh~buh~buh~beh
cat deeley, cat deeley, wheelie, wheelie, wheelie
i was in eastenders once, my name was ziggy
pain was my game, got cotton fresh
ant & dec, you’re doing well for yourselves on itv
london is my town!
my pants are not brown, mum!
this track is quite quick
it’s sl!ck, sick, sick, just my d~ck (sh~t, it’s coming!)
this album’s gonna be number one (obviously)
i’m playing with my bum, it’s not that fun
red riding hood in the ‘hood, she’s looking real nice and good
the wolf ate her booty, should he? (have?)
i come first, i come slow, i cum all day
lord, do you wanna go?
bin laden been everywhere, they found him though
he was in a cave, so…
a~b~c~d~e~f~g~h~i~j~k, l~m~n~o~p
q~r~s, t~u~v, buh~buh~buh~beh
[chorus: all, stefan]
we can’t rap or freestyle again
that’s why we made the chorus catchy again
we can’t rap, and our freestyle is wack (it’s quite poo)
but what do you expect from the secret track? (part two)
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