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lirik lagu the mc issure - father's day 2017 (shadyxv)

father’s day freestyle
that means its “me style”
oops, my style
not dino, but i’m still rhymestyle
it comes around every year
but i’ll never shed a tear this day
ad-lib what i say, record it anyway
then suddenly all of the fear
it’s gone in the song
my true colors are shown
brown on the outside
but white to the bone
in the zone
when i’m flowing
showing each and every one
of my silly little puns
gotta stick to my guns
when i have minimal funds
cause where’s all the fun
when you’re sitting dead broke
bloke, this song ain’t a joke
fact it ain’t even a song
boy, you got it wrong
it’s a collection of words
all together and merged
into a completely new beast
volume rising like yeast
the hottest thing at best
and room temp at least
i weep for the weak
wait, that includes me
i’m so sorry i ain’t mean to offend
when i come around the bend
ben dover’s standing there waving
i’m staring in the car mirror shaving
i hop out, i give him a scare
yell “ben dover!” i kick him you know where
yeah it’s fun when i share
man i don’t even care
ha, and neither should you
why you looking so blue?
the sun’s shining ain’t it?
and by that i mean me
not the one on the tree
ever since i was three
been hanging in l.v
the city of sin, where do i begin?
i’m a dog, no tea, but i’ve got more kaio than shin
i can’t sing so i rap, if i did it’d be cr-p
if i did i’d get smacked, if i did…
so i’m back, with the rap attack
for the snack that smiles back
eating goldfish while the angelfish watch
like a rolling chair, and y’all stare
like that’s suppose to make sense
i get a little intense when i’m off the hinges
fearing syringes, so i’m eating oranges
yesterday, i went to the dentist
he told me, “you know man, you owe me
you gotta pay up front before i proceed
i blow seeds in his face
ran out, he gives chase
a run for its money… get it?
yeah i read it for chan
when the door slams
when i snore cameras
appear, can’t sleep in privacy
decidedly, i’m the best rapper alive, ya see?
that was sarcastic, i’m a lark
spastic, “stop!” i kent like i’m clark
and yet, it goes to show how ridiculous it can get
like going out to tibet
just meditate in the middle of nowhere
no peace, bare your teeth, signal by air
the chief: i mean keef, i mean sheesh
i mean god, i mean d-mn, like hoover
never go scuba
diving
unless you driving
a car going well over 88 miles an hour
back to the future and i shower
myself in the interest i saved up with chase
remember them? i mentioned ‘em earlier… face
facts, i am phenomenal
abdominal
pains, couldn’t stop me, windows neither
june cleaver, i’m cutting the summer
like they did to snuffles… b-mmer
drummer, next to racist b-ssist
i’m the a-list
a-team, straight-a student
i’m prudent, that’s why i’m shooting
first, ask questions later
i savor the thought a light saber
in my grasp, re-invigorated by new hope
carl azuz with the news jokes
yo, who’s poking
their nose where it don’t belong?
this whole song
is my business, get it wiseguy?
donald trump’s in office, and that’s why
eric b. is not president
i’m a resident
evil, like knievel: i dare devil
to possess me, just for kicks
nike, ooh me rikey
sweat shops, like i’m on a dating app
where i gotta change the p-ss
word to something new
cause i don’t know who
keeps hacking it, like a spit wad, and i flew
to the other side of the world
for a girl
who said her parents weren’t home
oh right, that’s a meme
oh right, that’s a dream
team, all stars like the night sky
or a bike ride, where you might slide
upon the ice, knock your head on the side
of a car door, parked on the first floor
of an lot at a casino
i want primo
to produce my next song
like teflon, i’m bulletproof
fifty cents for my effort, in a dress shirt
i’m a mess, hurts
when i try to breathe
look upon me and see
what thou style could never be
cause you got it for free?
biterphobia, somebody call charlie
strap him to a harley
davidson, i think it’s a amazing
how everytime i rhyme
i end up blowing your mind
and my mind at the same time
by the eighth line
i’m salty, lemonade, limes
apples, bananas, pears
wrestling bears like zangief
m-ssive like rick ross
i’m a boss
when i’m prompted
like short clips between newscasts
now who’s fast?
usain? bolts of lightning, cults
are frightening, enlightening a new generation
like star trek, degr-ssi, or speed racer
i need a chaser
or a chase card
see, it always comes back hard
what goes around comes around
hip hop ain’t, it’s buried alive, yeah it’s underground
it’s fun to jump around like i’m in a house of pain
it goes without saying
i’m super, man without lois lane
my brain is unstable
my coffee table
ain’t got coffee on it
yet i still bought it
i still slaughtered every mc
that stepped up to me
i can’t believe i’ve been rapping for so long
i guess i’m trying to prolong
the inevitable, back is the incredible
mr. ortiz, may i have your attention please?
for centuries, scholars’ll mention these
raps
and wonder “what’s the haps on the cr-ps?”
ice cubes in my drink
made of blood, sweat, and tears… i think
i need a shrink ray so i can make the world feel tiny
then go out and buy me
an old school record player, scratching vinyls
like i’m keying the cars of desiigners
pandas, no longer endangered
at least, until i walk into the express when i’m angered
order chow mein, make it my main chow
kowtow, to the restaurant owners, accused of racism
i’m facing them in court now
report how i am short, wow
real mature, didn’t see that coming
like your blind cousin
define: muggin’
grilling like cheesing, or like cooking a steak?
oh sorry, like staring… that was a mistake
how you gonna rap over a thousand words with no breaks
well i’ll tell you one thing: it took a whole lot of takes

father’s day 2017!

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