lirik lagu the lomos - what's an egg?
once upon a time
a friend of mine
asked me “what’s an egg?”
i said “sorry i must have misheard
i thought you said what’s an egg?”
he said “yes, that’s affirmative
you heard me correctly the first time
i did ask you exactly that question
that question was, what’s an egg?”
i said “sorry i don’t understand the question what’s an egg?”
he said “what the h~ll is wrong with you?
what do you mean you don’t understand the question what’s an egg?”
i said
“hang on a minute chum, don’t be such a tw~t
i honestly don’t think there’s any need to be so aggressive with me
you’ve always been the type to fly off the handle at the smallest thing
like, you know that time you started throwing toast all over my mum’s kitchen
just ’cause we didn’t have any marmalade
jeez buddy, just ’cause i don’t understand the question what’s an egg?”
he said
“yeah sorry mate”
he said “what i really want to know
is what food group an egg fits in
like how a grape is a fruit
or piece pork is a meat
or like stilton is cheese”
i think you’ll find it’s dairy
err, who the heck are you?
it’s me lomo 2
i’m the keyboard player
you see me everyday
we make music this way
and i drove you to the gig this evening
ahh, yes that is true
and a lovely car too
in fact you make a beautiful shofer
so are you the one that asked me that question, what’s an egg?
sorry i don’t understand the question, what’s an egg?
neither do i
well let’s try
i said i know it’s not dairy
’cause it doesn’t originate from a cow
but i think you’ll find it’s located
in the dairy section, somehow?
in shops across the land
the helpers lend a hand
they direct you to aisle fourteen
where eggs and dairy combine
it’s okay but it’s not fine
and that’s the whole point of this song
’cause we know that dairy is wrong
so if it’s not fruit, cheese, meat or ‘owt else
i’ll ask once again
what, is, an egg?
maybe, just possibly, if you can imagine such a thing
i mean could it be
surely it’s irrational to even think it
my mind feels awashed with filth
but no, could it possibly be
with it’s outer sh~ll and inner goodness
could it possibly be true
delicious to some, disastrous to other
could an egg simply be
a nut?
could it be
could it be
could it be
could it be
could it be
could it be
could it be
and i thought it was one of my five~a~day
oh, how could i be such a fool?
[?]
well come on
come on and shout it out
gotta eat your five~a~day
don’t get scurvy or gout
so come on
you’ve gotta shout it out
you gotta eat your five~a~day
don’t get scurvy or gout (yeah)
come on (come on everybody)
you’ve gotta shout it out (shout it out loud and proud yeah)
you gotta eat your five~a~day
don’t get scurvy or gout
come on
yeah you gotta shout it out
you gotta shout it out
you gotta shout it out
(shout, shout, shout it out loud)
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