lirik lagu the lazours - bachelor herd
(spoken: alright. i think we’re good. right?)
one jack
caught his jill
with a jane
in the snack shack at the soccer game
their kids were never the same
one groom
found the cause
of the “aws”
in the closet
on the honeymoon
(honeymoooo!)
it was definitely that waiter from bob’s lagoon, you know
one joe
flung his joe
on his joe
finding evidence
of afternoons
with freddy bloom
(flung the joe)
that’s a nom de plume
or a nom de…
…boom boom boom boom boom
what to do with a double
when a single causes trouble?
(causes trouble!)
give the give the man his druthers
give the give the man his brothers
every man is every other
in the bachelor herd
bachelor
the bachelor
one jake
had to take
a couple days
off of work
for the wake and the services
he didn’t think she’d take the whole bottle of pills
and wash it down with the whole bottle of listerine!
one sir
had to purchase
a silencer
so he was sure
to make no disturbances
(wah? what?!)
she didn’t think he’d k!ll her then leave the place that pristine!
twenty-five years married
celebrated it in paree
then on the seine
midnight ferry
things got hairy
his amour
overboard in february
brrrrrr
beuurrrre
when they die of pneumonia
who have you got there to own ya’?
take a knife and cut the tether
feel as weightless as a feather
now put two and two together
join the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd
some don’t get that privilege
of loving someone first
then losing someone next
some never receive that text
some live in an apartment
some die in an apartment
but simultaneously are a part of the herd
doctors
ailments
sloth
some never had a love
some want a love
some don’t
and there are many a man
and they roam this land
and they own no land
and they make up the most of…
and they’re makin’ the most of
so let’s make a toast to
the bachelor herd
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd!
the bachelor herd…
the bachelor herd…
the bachelor herd…
…herd…
(laughing, grunts)
(spoken: yeah like… i love it.)
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