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lirik lagu the jokerr - every halloween

[verse 1]
i hear em all comin’ down the street, i hear their feet pittering pattering
i hear them birds in them dead trees, chirpin’ at me they’re chittering chattering
i see the cobwebs strung on the doors, the fences,the porches and pergolas
all the orange and black on the packages, candy and cr-p that consumers all purchased up
wait til i get word, an emergence, unnerving
i’m waiting for the perfect-est time of the year
i got me a mission to come back with a vengeance
i’m serving this sentence it’s time to appear!
i got me a beer, i’m kickin’ back, watchin’ em
walkin’ and talkin’, i’m plottin’ again
they’re not gonna win
this dvd’s not gonna be pg this evening i got me a plan!
two years ago, they made me go, crazy when they hazed me!
i took a year off to regroup and since then i’ve been thinkin’ about this sh-t daily!
i gotta get back at these little b-tches, they’re just kids, i can’t let them faze me!
it’s almost that moment, i hear ’em all comin’, now 1 2 3 here we go
hey we!
yeah i see ’em below me! i’m up in the trees like crows be!
my first victim is a fifth grader dressed like a ghost, in a sheet with two holes, see
had him a little plastic pumpkin pail, full of -ssortments of candy
i jumped down and grabbed him
bwaah!
he punched me and ran, he ran, he ran, he ran, he ran and ran and ran some more!
i chased him all over the neighborhood til i wound up standing right at his door
he turned and screamed “yo, what the h-ll are you doing b-tch, i’m not a kid i’m exactly like you” “oh sh-t”
“i’ve been tryin’ to catch me a victim, i’m in disguise, creepin’ up and i’m grabbin’ em, too! what the h-ll!? you’re blowin’ me up.” “sorry, man.” you’re really blowin’ me up, man!” “sorry!”
“now i gotta go change my outfit, pick some other stupid -ss way to disguise myself, and infiltrate a whole new batch of kids, you piece of sh-t!”

[chorus]
it happens every halloween

[verse 2]
what the h-ll are you thinkin’ now i gotta go and change all of my outfits!
i’ve been plottin’ this sh-t for like six months, i’ve been stakin’ out all of these houses
i’ve been makin’ friends with the neighborhood kids and not lettin’ em figure out sh-t
then you come along, and f-ck it all up, you might as well friggin’ announce it
look, look, i’m sorry i didn’t have any idea there was someone like me in this neighborhood
it was an honest mistake, it won’t happen again
can we leave it at that and just say we’re good?
h-ll no!
not even close b-tch, i’ve been workin’ at this for a friggin’ while
now there’s not enough time to start it all over you’re helpin’ me finish my mission now!
finish your mission, what you gotta do?
well a few thousand years ago i was just hittin’ this piece, we kept it low key with discretion but she was in bed with this ancient egyptian priest!
wait a minute did she have a fat booty?
the booty was banging and she had a rack to match!
was it in king yakanatan’s royal palace? yeah!
i was straight smashin’ it back to back!
was her name nefrot-ti? yeah! how did you know?
i was smashin’ her too
d-mn she was a hoe
did u get caught and have a curse put on you for ten thousand years?
yup yup you already know
thats crazy
d-mn were exactly the same
maybe we should be working together now?
yo how long has it been since you meet ur quota homie?
its honestly been like forever now
(dialogue)

chours
and it happens every halloween(x4)

you know what, you know what maybe we’ve been looking at this all wrong
what?
maybe we need to change it up
how?
we’ve been wasting our energy chasing these f-ggots well mabye it should be them chasing us
so maybe instead of this hiding and plotting and creeping
we need to establish a home base
yeah like a haunted house or somthin
yeah have the kiddies lineing up we proabbly could fill up the wholle place
hey yo wait how about that old women winklemen house on the next street
that b-tch on dialisis she can’t do sh-t to us we could just roll up and flex g
hmm
yeah
you know she ain’t handing out candy
yeah we could just run in there and tie her up
use her as a decoration put up some signs and open
that sh-t would be fire bruh
lets go
alright i’m on the balcony now ill go around back while you stay in the front
ill creep in the window while you just pretend that your trick or treating as i break in this dump
just keep an eye out
yeah i got you but take this walkie talkie so we can stay in conmunication while we do this just let me know when ur inside
alright im in is the coast clear
of course it is stupid
now come to the front
im coming but d-mn this house smells exactly like cat p-ss
and this old lady looks like she already dead shes laying here right on her matress
d-mnit hurry up come and get me
i will but oh sh-t shes starting to move bro
f-ck it im coming in -breaks door-
ive been waiting for you 2
noooooo
whats going on
you think you 2 are the only one smahing namafriti
that b-tch was a freak she went both ways like your b-ttcheeks are gonna go when i get done with you

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