lirik lagu the hotdog vendors - final supermarket fantasy

[intro]
i’m so f~cking fat

[verse 1]
she won’t even look at me
in my cargo shorts and my atlus tee
she’s got a cloth bag full of fruit to juice
i’m sipping on a moutain dew

i’m dripping sweat from head to toe
i want her number or ds friend code
she looks a lot like tifa lockheart
gotta hide my b~n~r with a shopping cart

[verse 2]
take my big hand and let’s elope
to akihabara in tokyo
we’ll recite our vows in nihongo
yeah i’ll be raiden and you’ll be rose

[chorus]
if life was like my rpgs
everything would be in j~panese
all the chicks would party with me
if life was like my rpgs

if i could level up in life
i’d grind it out just like cloud strife
until i could call you my wife
we could play xenosaga all f~cking night

xenosaga all night

[verse 3]
if you could heal, i’d be your tank
send dirty tells and then go gank
we could party all night long
but keep it down, don’t wake my mom

[chorus]
if life was like my rpgs
everything would be in j~panese
all the chicks would party with me
if life was like my rpgs

if i could level up in life
i’d grind it out just like cloud strife
until i could call you my wife
we could play disgaea all f~cking night

if life was like my rpgs
everything would be in j~panese
all the chicks would party with me
if life was like my rpgs

if i was squall you’d be my girl
we’d take the ragnarok for a whirl
but real life’s here in aisle 3
where you’re intentionally avoiding me

if i was squall you’d be my girl
we’d take the ragnarok for a whirl
but real life’s here in aisle 3
where you just called security on me

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