lirik lagu the evaporators - nardwuar vs. rahzel

[nardwuar]
come on rahzel, i dare you
i dare you right now

[rahzel]
i don’t wanna battle you right now

[nardwuar]
shhh, yeah let’s battle!
shhh, [scratching noise]
shhh

[rahzel]
come on, change the sound!
you can’t do the same sound!

[nardwuar]
ech, i’m trying to do the scratching

[rahzel]
go head, do it again!

[nardwuar]
[another attempt at scratching in a tone]

[rahzel]
sound like a broke shaver, oh my god
what is he doing?

[nardwuar]
ok rahzel, taught me then, taught me!

[rahzel]
he said taught me, is that a new candaian ebonics
taught me!

[nardwuar]
taught me, teach me!
teach me!

[rahzel]
he’s saying taunt me, is this, is this cable?

[nardwuar]
no it isn’t, this is the real thing!
this is rahzel with the roots!

[rahzel]
ok, ladies and gentlemen
we’re about to teach my man, aganar

[nardwuar]
nardwuar the human serviette

[rahzel]
the, the serviette?