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lirik lagu the boot scootin' sissies - i blew a trans on route 69

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[verse 1]
desert heat, d~ck harder than calculus class
hitchhiking with my thumb and my ass
then through the heat waves, like a diesel mirage
came a goddess with tits and a ten~inch garage
she said, “need a ride, sugar?” with a voice like gravel
i said, “ma’am, i let you completely unravel”

[chorus]
i blew a trans on route 69
she popped my clutch and realigned my spine
no triple a could fix what she did to my hole
she overhauled my engine and possessed my soul
i blew a trans on route 69
now i walk bowlegged, but i feel just fine

[verse 2]
she had trucker hands and a five o’clock shadow
said, “i’m patricia, but my friends call me pete”
pull over quick by an abandoned texaco
and proceeded to destroy my manifold below
she said, “ever had your differential checked?”
i said, “lady, inspect whatever you’d like to inspect”

[chorus]
i blew a trans on route 69
she stripped my gears in record time
sixty miles from nowhere, getting my oil changed
by a woman with a wrench that’s left me rearranged
i blew a trans on route 69
now my exhaust pipe’s wider than the county line
[bridge]
highway patrol found me three days later
said, “son, what happened?”, i just smiled real wide
“officer, i just had the ride of my life”

[chorus]
i blew a trans on route 69
best roadside assistance of my f~cking life
now i keep her number in my glove box drawer
and drive that highway when i need some more
i blew a trans on route 69


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