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lirik lagu the 90s sex rap (90s nick rap) - cool brandon

[verse 1]
like pixar, cuz up is what i’m showing them
talking out my ass like my taint was a podium
girls get on their knees, getting slimed like nickelodeon
same consistency with a little more sodium
find a girl at the club with her top cut low
she’s bending down, i’m praying that both muppets show
i get the feeling, though, she’s looking for amanda please
what would you do? make sure she’s got no d~mn disease
inspect her gadget, checking if she’s sanitary
then we getting busier than world of richard scarry
you give me looks like oregon trail givеs dysentery
we wild and crazy kids morе so than the th~rnberrys
half man, half horse, call me an animorph
alex macking on b~tches before the intercourse
and i usually goo, bone them like cartilage
blowing on me like i was a broken game cartridge
like alvin & the chipmunks, i’m busting a nut
like the agrocrag, i’m getting all in her guts
girls think they’re all that, but i invade her like zim
like thundercats, kablam!, finish my friend
we do it again, once she puts her cigarette out
hit the lights, where’s her cl~t got to figure it out
train to wienerville but the kissing’s mundane
so i jam it in her pinky when she gives me some brain
[chorus]
used to be too square for four square, looking for a honey
with loose legs and co~rs~ hair, but then i turned 20
remember when we had so many happy endorphins?
remember back when s~x wasn’t so d~mn important?
me neither, but i wish that i did
cuz life was simpler when we were all kids

[verse 2]
i may be kind of ugly and i do not feel honored
some women hold their eyes like krumm the real monster
but others apparently don’t mind my fairly odd appearance
they want in the bikini bottom with a strong adherence
go gently dagnabit, or you’ll anger her beaver
my c~ck’s rocket power and she’s in need of a skeeter
grab under her pork chops fill her up with mayonnaise
doug (dug) into her patty, don’t mind if i have a taste
banging on a trash can pounding on that d~mn b~tt
not even clarissa can explain the way this man f~cks
i’m getting goosebumps, cuz she’s so d~mn
a monster in the bedroom, call her oralstein
i’m getting double the head, like that catdog
these other guys have no b~lls, like that catdog
i shred her into pieces put it in her kowabunghole
happy happy joy joy for p~ssy, i am gung~ho
my big red dog is saying h~llo to her kitty
the ultra lord crash into her bandicooter quickly
i feel sp~nky when my modern life receives these type of goodies
i’m not andy but your buzz is really giving me a woody
she’s wakko for my gullah gullah i land on her dot
explore her like dora, though my spanish ain’t hot
she loves me like orange soda, boy shorts are saluted
girls are afraid to leave me like their names were stoop kid
[chorus]
used to be too square for four square, looking for a honey
with loose legs and co~rs~ hair, but then i turned 20
remember when we had so many happy endorphins?
remember back when s~x wasn’t so d~mn important?
me neither, but i wish that i did
cuz life was simpler when we were all kids

[verse 3]
it’s like repeat and pete cuz our loving is real fine
leave them blue faced and scream and like it was mail time
more stroking than bob ross, noggins my shroom
cuz it’s fun to make her explode rollercoaster tycoon
invade her temple with my silver snake
but sometimes the patty is crabby, per my mistake
sometimes rug’s ratty and the moment is lost
call me lipschitz from the salads i’ve tossed
my angelic pickle almost reptar apart
but after i’ll hold you close if you’re afraid of the dark
i turn on the lamp, but we’re both a little bear
so in the sailor moonlight, i’ll run my fingers through her hair
keep her warmer like i was her summers anderson
but some girls aren’t shelby wooed by the things done
now i’m not sure if mario puns are too tired
but some girls i get flowers and all they do is shoot fire
and if they keep on shooting, pretty soon much sh~t will light
get them a green mushroom they need to get a life b
but despite these failures when i’m kind of dragon ball z
i double~dare the cute women that i meet to call me
some think i’m nerdy like minkus, but talk is cheap
they think i might come out, olly olly oxen free
but my love is a drug that gets women higher than opium
waiting for them every afternoon like nickelodeon, boom!

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