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lirik lagu testicle mafia - i hate victor

[intro: guacc]
hey victor, it’s all your friends
you got noah, basti, jaxon, and uh, yours truly, jake
uh, we knew it was your birthday, and we wanted to do something special so we wrote you a song
we’re just gonna’ sing about, uh, um, uh you’ll see, you’ll see

[verse 1: jaebaby]
what’s good vicky, how’s life been? (huh?)
beck pulled you in, couldn’t make captain (nope)
tryna’ get with juliana, know shе’s just a friend
broke your toe, said you couldn’t run again (aww)
didn’t mattеr cause i knew that chris was your replacement (yup!)
you’re about as useful as a kid locked in a bas~m~nt
had you in the 32, told you i could pace it
legs died on the 6th lap, wait it was the 2nd (c’mon!)
know that jealousy runs your life
snuck out once, ain’t gon’ happen twice (nope)
heard that you was mexican, hope they don’t call i.c.e
watchin’ you tryna flirt got me goin’, “jesus christ!” (uhhh)
every time you want something you’re mom gonna’ pay the price
you tryna get a girl? yeah, that’s a roll of dice
there ain’t a girl on this earth that you could entice
she gave you a hug? she just bein’ nice (aww)
pulled up in a benz, you pulled up in a~
oh, wait, you don’t have a car!
[verse 2: guacc]
aye vic, it’s your big one six (whoo!)
but i know that with girls, you ain’t sl!ck (nah)
you talk about 1 good girl or a thousand b~tches?
you b~tchless f~ck you can’t get neither
like that time you snuck out to hang out with a girl and got caught off of nothin’ just to watch the “bee movie”
the f~ck? you always losin’
every girl you talkin’ to is looking familiar
how the f~ck do you get swerved by 20 different latinas? (d~mn)
pretty clear you got a type, hit him see him on sight
someone else was [?], you don’t put up a fight
you’re left all alone, and you’re left wanting more
the only reason i come over is to see thor (yayuh!)
i’m sorry man, it sucks you got pulled out by beck (jv!)
but the funny part is that your d~ck don’t got a turtle neck (no foreskin!)
you’re [?] in the past, your d~ck can only go half massed
you’ll never make a girl scream, you [?] (whoo!)
godd~mnit i got carried away
you’re broke like your toe, you will never buy a cartier (brr!)
bro, i’m sorry that your career is over
this song just grabbed you by the hips and bent you over
your chances of getting a girl are next to none (no b~tches)
good luck coming back from this one (happy birthday!)

[chorus: bast1on]
what’s up victor, you ugly as sh~t (facts)
i f~cked your hoe, and i f~cked your b~tch (on god)
annoying as h~ll, like i’m scratching the itch (what the f~ck)
bouta’ rob your ass, then throw you in a ditch (hoe!)
gonna’ sell you on the black market (yuh)
boy, quit yellin’, you don’t wanna’ start sh~t (nope)
finna’ k!ll you, then smoke your ashes
when it comes to track, you are not the fastest (nope)
[outro: guacc and bast1on]
dude what if his~ what if his mom hears this
man, i don’t think she even cares. man she’d probably agree with us anyway
yeah you’re a goofy ass, short ass, awkward ass little kid, man
she prolly hate him
facts, man. and he pulls no b~tches, and he gets no money, and he’s broke, and he’s goofy
l ~ ratio ~ no women ~ italian ~ mexican
bro, i’m finna’ call i.c.e. on him. man, the next time he gets on my last nerve, it’s i.c.e. man
it’s i.c.e., it’s straight to mexico, man i’m not playin’ any games anymore
bro there was this one time he had these like, uh, spanish speaking teammates and they asked him, “como te llamas?”
this~this f~cking stupid ass said “bien” bro
bro what the f~ck? what the f~ckkk

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