lirik lagu teamheadkick - the rpg rap
[intro]
[verse 1]
check me out, i got a motherf-ckin’ flute
and i’m ready to raid to get paid and get loot
need some weapons? i’m ready to share
cause i’m dishin’ out blades like a renaissance faire
i’m ready for war. straight diggin’ out trenches
got a treasure trove of online wenches
you attack, didn’t know that i was pro
i cast reflex, where did your armor cl-ss go?
don’t mess with me, i pvp
i’ll take you out, destroy your whole team
this love affair started early for me
way back in the time of d&d
and opposition, i face plenty
but i’ll take’m all out with one d20
real life seems dull to me
that’s why i’m living in the land of the rpg
[chorus]
livin’ in the land of the rpg!
i’m living in the land of the rpg!
livin’ in the land of the rpg!
i’m living in the land of the rpg!
[verse 2]
in real life, i got a dumb -ss job
a dumb-ss boss, but don’t give a toss
cause a small monthly fee is all it costs
to be a bad motherf-cker in azeroth
i’m shooting shadow magic all up in your dome
i could use my guild, or i could do it alone
i like open maps so i can ride my mount
cast the wrath of god, take everything out
power up (rawr!)
get my stats maxed
take paladin son, bout to whoop that -ss
betray me once and i’m gonna bang ya
drink tons of beer when i call it mana
magic: the gathering, lord of the rings
these are just two of my favorite things
real life is a joke to me
that’s why i’m livin’ in the land of the rpg
[chorus]
[verse 3]
collecting the scrolls, always looking for trolls
i’m a dragon-huntin’, motherf-ckin’ taker of souls
completing the quest, always down for a raid
then i loot that chest
time to get paid
farmin’ xp, like a psycho
if you meet me you’re gonna need insurance like geico
when it comes to armor, i’m a star
with a pimped-out, half-naked avatar
castin’ spells while i ride a horse
launch a fireball son, at some ugly orcs
a rabid force, i’m dovahkiin
i’ll fus ro dah like you’ve never seen
fully equipped, i’m dragonborn
when you’re all maxed out, it’s gamer porn
real life, just can’t compete
that’s why i’m livin’ in the land of the rpg
[chorus]
[verse 4]
all these skeletons,gotta get behind’em
need a bigger backpack to carry more items
picking up jewels and craftin’ weapons
that’s lava dude, so watch where you’re steppin
sneakin’ like a ninja with the [?]
pickpocket your -ss then i’ll slit your throat
look out! it’s a blizzard!
you shall not p-ss!
here comes the wizard!
undead zombies rise from the grave
until i berserk and unleash the rage
then i pick the cage, and bust it free
with my high level mage, everything hotkeys
stamina, dexterity
i got more loot in my bag then i’ll ever need
intelligence, strength
if you need a loan b-tch, i’m the bank
hit the astral plane and fight a beholder
diamond battleaxe sittin’ right on my shoulder
drink this brew, it’ll make you faster
trust me, dude, i’m the dungeon master
bring your friends, i’m down to brawl
tabletop, online, i’ll play them all
in real life, i never sleep
so i’m livin’ in the land of the rpg
[chorus]
[outro]
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