
lirik lagu tangloft sastii & pubichairsmoker - dynamic two guys 33
[part i]
[intro]
(yo pash, you’ve been trippin on them hoes)
(gunshots and screams)
[verse; pubichairsmoker & tangloft sastii]
there are people getting shot, what’s up with that?
i’m going to jail, i k!lled my wife with a bat
the cops asked me, “what’s up with that?”
i didn’t tell ’em, i’m not 6ix9ine, i’m not a rat
they changed the mooshroom texture, and i hate it
i got hungry, so the cake, i just ate it
my name’s not tyler, but you know i create it
i am with finn right now, and you know i’m jake it
tangloft called and said “time to rid the world of jews”
i drank all the juice on earth, i rid the world of juice
i did not say that, he’s lying to you guys
brits are all weird, they say frinkets and not fries
[part ii]
[intro; tangloft sastii]
heh
[verse; tangloft sastii & pubichairsmoker]
tangloft sastii made this album, pubicius ain’t help
but my buddy appledidit was a great help
(actually i don’t think appledidit did anything for this album)
my lesbian ass grandma handed me a friggin’ packet yo
i ate your brain, you can’t think, you aren’t those who know
i’m gonna retire yestertomorrow, i’ll be those who go
i’m gonna blow up a building and be those who blow
[part iii]
[verse; tangloft sastii & pubichairsmoker]
it’s so cold out, i think i’m those who snow
brrrrrrrrr it’s so cold out and it’s about to snow
they should add me to fortnite, me and r. kelly
my biggest enemy, like you are nelly
i listened to the new lil xer bert album
i’m so happy all my friends are on this album
sam moe lester f~cking died let’s not forget about that
i had to go to court i didn’t remember i forgot about that
[part iv]
[verse; tangloft sastii & pubichairsmoker]
sam “moe” lester’s dead, and i cried a little bit
partynextdoor more like your mother is a wh0re
my buddy is dead, this is not the time to diss party next door
rest in peace samuel moe lester i will cry some more
i executively produced your album and i miss you
i will rape marmaduke serplus and i will p~ss you
p~ss on marmaduke serplus, marmaduke i’ll diss you
if i was making a sam moe lester song, i’d say “i miss jew”
[part v]
[intro; tangloft sastii]
if i was making a sam moe lester song, i’d say “i miss jew”
[verse; pubichairsmoker & tangloft sastii]
because you’re jewish
i’m the goat you can’t rid of me, i’m kraft punk
tangloft and i the dynamic duo like daft punk
you will go to war, you can’t avoid the draft punk
no. i’ll become transgender. ’cause they don’t take people who are transgender
i am a printer, because i got a splinter
[part vi]
[verse; ]
[part vii]
[verse; pubichairsmoker & tangloft sastii]
(…and i really like bender)
i’m a h0m~s~xual blender, i’m watching futurama and i really like bender
jojo siwa and the last air bender, i will make fun of you because of your gender
[part viii]
[verse; tangloft sastii]
ken larsson doesn’t compare to ken carson
‘cause tangloft sastii is better
(tangloft sastii is better)
play my new tag
wanna play tag?
oooohh, if i was a teacher i’d teach wakey wakey lore
if i was a gore artist i wouldn’t draw wakey wakey gore
[part ix]
[verse; pubichairsmoker & tangloft sastii]
i’m gonna cum in a pie like a creampie
fe, fi, fo, fum, i don’t want a ~…when… when i the scottie pippen the… be bie oooh!! (what? what?)
tickle monster and fortnite movement demon, here we come, ooooh!!
this beat is so fire, this is going dumb oooooh!!
[part x]
[verse; tangloft sastii & pubichairsmoker]
i just went to target and stole all the underpants
i’m moving to france to k!ll the ceo of underpants
if i were normal i’d have underwear under my pants
i will rescue the day, i’m like captain underpants
i’m on tv, i’m a talk show host….??
i just checked twitter and saw a talk show post….??
i’m really hungry, i’m gonna eat talk show toast….??
i don’t like you, but i don’t like this talk show the most….??
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