lirik lagu stig of the dump - fatty and specky
[intro: stig of the dump, dr. syntax]
time for a refreshing change. i think right now is something completely different. all this bullsh~t floating around so much nowadays. if you just leave another show alone
something funny?
who likes fat people?
me, i like fat people
who likes myopic people?
what?
that’ll be us, then
here you go
yep
h~llo there
hi
you’re a rather talkative fellow
you’re a specky b~st~rd
well, that’s true. you, eh, spit bars?
yeah, yeah
but, of course, not a standard, but fair, man, still
fair, man
let’s do this
let’s do it
hmm..
[verse 1: dr. syntax]
you don’t know? better do the addition
my sk!lls are stronger than a prescription i’m given when i visit opticians
i’m sick of mic gripping
even though most were thinking i’m more into long division than science fiction
welcome to the maelstrom
it’s rap sansa to stephen hawking and gilbert grape’s mom
in hip hop, we’re two guys that don’t quite fit’cause he ate all the pie while i memorized it
to ten decimal places, take this
i keep a star trek phaser in my spectacle case, b~tch
my talent’s unseen
i’ll burn emcees to a crisp simply when i’m standing in front of a sunbeam
f~ck a brain scan
my spectacles are so thick, i look at people and i read their dna strands
some rappers think they’re too big to shake hands
and then after my gig they’re like you’re blood faith, man
[break: stig of the dump]
i swear, man. some people need a sense of humor. this is jokes, it’s quite simple. i am overweight, and he wears big spectacles
[hook: dr. syntax]
it’s fatty and specky
a special duet with the aesthetics of the wettest weekend in abergavenny
forget the tenor penny, we’re bringing pleasure to many
with a sk!ll that’s scaring any not ready for stig and benny
[verse 2: stig of the dump]
okay, now let me just say
if you’ve got a problem with the duo, suck my nuts, mate
for f~ck’s sake, we’re not busy watching you haters
it’s walter softie from the beano comics and johnny vegas
the only difference is we’re not as famous
but you’re not likely to find two guys as nice at rocking stages
the fact is that you can’t find a rapper hotter
compared to rick bonner and harry potter, they’re just cannon fodder
i said to benjamin, let’s put these guys in check, mate
his eyes widened and he replied to me: “yes, great”
it was until later on the next day
i realized that he thought that i was talking about a chess game
we’re not about the image, we’ll make you bob around
so show some love and pay the fee and be in the geek rocking town
if not while he works out the right trajectory [?]
i’ll just knock it out
[hook: dr. syntax]
it’s fatty and specky
a special duet with the aesthetics of the wettest weekend in abergavenny
forget the tenor penny we’re bringing pleasure to many
with a sk!ll that’s scaring any not ready for stig and benny
[break: stig of the dump]
fatty and specky
write it down, take a picture
i think it’s quite obvious which one’s which when you see us
[verse 3: stig of the dump, dr. syntax]
f~ck these typical crews, there isn’t one that we’re similar to
that’s why it’s us that the listeners choose
picture a dude who is literally physically huge
k!lling a tune with a kid that’s bit of mr. magoo
i’m uncouth, habitually swigging a brew
’till i’m convinced that the liquor made my vision improve
but that would take a miracle or two
like stig slimming in six minutes after a quick trip to the loo
it’s true, that’s why we never say the norm
he’s the wimp with all the brains and i’m the thick cop with all the brawn
while he spends his time sipping earl grey tea
weading graphic novels, you can catch me watching graphic p~rn
but let’s get back to raps
while most dudes have got a chip up on the shoulder, i eat chips up in massive bags
he’s an anorite, [?]
[?] fat man in a rave, now, that is [?]
[hook: dr. syntax]
it’s fatty and specky
a special duet with the aesthetics of the wettest weekend in abergavenny
forget the tenor penny we’re bringing pleasure to many
with a sk!ll that’s scaring any not ready for stig and benny
[outro: stig of the dump]
take that as you will
well, uh, hahaha, we couldn’t give a f~ck
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