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lirik lagu steve goodhue - the valentine bros.

the valentine brothers

[chorus .5]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was three hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers

[verse 1]
well, rudy grew up just like a jumping bean
flew off the parallel bars to the balancing beam
while buster did flips on the trampoline
they joined the ringling bros. circus at the age of thirteen

[chorus 1]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was four hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers

[verse 2]
now, the lion tamer’s foot was hangin’ out of the lion
while the ringmaster started cryin’
then out came rudy & buster to get the audience warm
in their white tights and gemstones, they climbed the platform
[chorus 2]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was five hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers

[verse 3]
now, they flew through the air with the greatest of ease
doing flips in midair and hanging by their knees
with no net below, they’d always just tease
they were the great trapeze artists of the flying trapeze

[chorus 3]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was six hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers

[verse 4]
well, buster got bored under the big top
‘specially when the lion tamer was such a flop
so they packed up their suitcases and trunks to go
and went to join the wild bill rodeo

[chorus 4]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was seven hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers
[verse 5]
now, the rodeo clowns were all drinkin’ whiskey
and all the mustangs were getting frisky
they said, “boys, they ride as good as bronco billy!”
they’ll round them barrels and hay bales to history

[chorus 5]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was eight hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers

[verse 6]
now, the circus went bankrupt and the rodeo went east
but that didn’t stop the valentines, no not in the least
they started robbin’ banks and holdin’ up trains
they robbed the crowned heads of europe and went to jail in spain

[chorus 6]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was ten hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers

[verse 7]
now, they came to america and entertained on the ship
buster sang and danced, and rudy used his hips
when they landed in new york, the reception was great
they walked and they strutted down the plank to the gate
[chorus 7]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was eleven hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers

[verse 8]
now, they’re fifty years old and they live in poughkeepsie
they got their own business with a woman named gypsy
so ends the story of the great valentines
as they open a chain of the valentine five & dime

[chorus 8]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was twelve hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers

[chorus 9]
they were both spanked by their great big mama
she was thirteen hundred pounds, the world’s largest mother
they came from venezuela on a great big white llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers

[alternate chorus]:
‘they were both hugged (kissed) by their loving mother
she could press 400~1300 pounds, the world’s strongest mother
they came from venezuela on a big white fluffy llama
they were the world famous valentine brothers’

- lirik lagu steve goodhue

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