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lirik lagu split 50 - who's microphone - the humpty remix

[intro: humpty hump, e~dawg]
ayo, it’s the remix
~laughter~
i am the original big~nosed rapper
edward ellington humphreys iii
a.k.a. humpty hump in the house puttin’ it down with split 50
put that on somethin’
the flow grows, i put it on my nose
split 50

[chorus: e~dawg, strange]
who’s microphone is this? (it’s yours)
who’s time to rock this sh~t? (it’s yours)
who’s 22’s on the 6? (it’s yours)
can i get a little bit? (it~ it’s yours)

[verse 1: strange, e~dawg]
strange got levers, pushin’ every one of ’em
fetish, from microphones to lettuce, i dig
so cuticles never clean, blade sheen like a five bean
flock of birds, always wanna cop
i love y’all ladies, bouncin’ that shaker
i love y’all ladies, whatchu wan’ do?
i love y’all ladies, a gift from the maker
i love y’all ladies, but why you so crazy? (yeah)
ayo, when i’m in the club i like to shake ’em down
make ’em poke out they chest, turn that ass around
nasty, i blew my back out a few times
the doc told me i knocked my spine out of line
little [?], like my man money b i’m quick to run deep
make ’em wanna wet they sheets
you know the cold [?], can’t stay the night, lights out
get your clothes, yo, get the h~ll out my house
[chorus: e~dawg, strange]
who’s microphone is this? (it’s yours)
who’s time to rock this sh~t? (it’s yours)
who’s 22’s on the 6? (it’s yours)
can i get a little bit? (it~ it’s yours)
who’s microphone is this? (it’s yours)
who’s time to rock this sh~t? (it’s yours)
who’s 22’s on the 6? (it’s yours)
can i get a little bit? (it~ it’s yours)

[verse 2: e~dawg, strange]
she said she love me long time, i said how long?
she said the first time she heard me rhyme
oh, now that’s what i call a groupie chick fo’ sure
quick passed her the number to the hotel door
reload and c~ck back, split’s in your grill
rum and coke’s got my spokes on full tilt
every girl gon’ go to the aftershow but not every girl gon’ go home (yeah)
i like my chick a little hard, fat form fitted
lugz boots, and don’t care if the ride is kitted
ride out in glass house, hit switch and mash
quick to get ’em up but still give up the (ahh, ah ah)

[bridge: e~dawg & strange]
ain’t no party like a split 50 party cause a split 50 party don’t stop
ain’t no party like a split 50 party cause a split 50 party don’t stop
[chorus: e~dawg, strange, humpty hump]
who’s microphone is this? (it’s yours)
who’s time to rock this sh~t? (it’s yours)
who’s 22’s on the 6? (it’s yours)
can i get a little bit? (it~ it’s yours)
who’s microphone is this? (it’s yours)
who’s time to rock this sh~t? (it’s yours)
who put the hennessy on his grits?
who hits them big fat chicks?

[verse 3: humpty hump]
now when i’m in the mall, i cruise the big and tall women’s section
i swear just to smell ’em but i smell and then get an erection
come here sweet thick thang, dang i got to have it
humpty hump and a bony hoe is like a fire hazard
so baby pile me between them 40ds and i’m happy
rope~a~dope them skinny hoes, they attitude be cr~ppy
swearin’ that they b~tt don’t stink, ain’t no b~tt to grab on
that’s why i help myself to somethin’ healthy, get my stab on
fantasy for three: me, oprah winfrey and roseanne barr
on my back, they on me like a seesaw
rosie’s on my pony, oprah’s on my mind, got it?
one time i even called the pyschic hotline
she said “i see two things: a fling, and a birthday just passed”
i said “yeah but you didn’t catch, i’d like to stick your thick ass, what’s up?”
she transferred me to tone dial tone
that’s alright, when i get get home i’ll turn around and stroke my john
i got it like a fetish, like dice clay i spark it
creep up on a big one and i be like “yo, i got chocolate”
she be like “i love you humpty, i’m your biggest fan”
i’m like “i see that, yo e~dawg help me get her up in the van”
split 50 think i’m playing, i ain’t playin’ i like big chicks
armpit between it, anywhere that my d~ck fits
heard of 69? we was 698 cause
me and her in bed together that’s what the total weight was
[chorus: e~dawg, strange]
who’s microphone is this? (it’s yours)
who’s time to rock this sh~t? (it’s yours)
who’s 22’s on the 6? (it’s yours)
can i get a little bit? (it~ it’s yours)
who’s microphone is this? (it’s yours)
who’s time to rock this sh~t? (it’s yours)
who’s 22’s on the 6? (it’s yours)
can i get a little bit? (it~ it’s yours)

[outro: humpty hump]
ain’t no shame in the game
humpty hump in the house
up in the house with split 50
uh, split 50, split 50

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