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lirik lagu sock puppets - joke!! (speech)

[doggy jones intro]
i’m gonna try and do a solo song

[verse: charlotte piggy, (doggy jones)]
doggy jones actually is dorky!
(don’t ruin it!)

[danny and dawson’s intervention: danny and dawson jones (or just dawson jones), doggy jones, danny jones]
cool beans!
do you have to mock the woody and wilcox show? i love that show! and who are you, anyway?
we’re two of your one~hundred~and~five brothers!
let me guess: danny and dawson jones
you got it!
well, since you’re, do you wanna perform in our song?
who wants to play with dorky jones? ha ha!
arghh! shut up!
doggy, danny! you guys need to calm down and think about the situation. danny, be nice! doggy… you be nice too!
wow, you sound just like our mother! did you get your gender changed?
oh my gosh, that’s crossing the line!

[henry barker’s intervention: henry, danny jones]
guys, you need to shut your faces, or else you’re not performing any longer!
peep!
(laughter; what?!)
(laughter; what do you mean, “what”?)
[jiggity johna appearance: jiggity johna, molly zebra, doggy jones, (henry barker)]
um, aren’t you guys supposed to be doing your album?
yes, but dorky jones and his dorky gang of brothers… they’re just chatting away!
oh my gosh, could i please stop hearing the words “dorky jones”?
well, whoever’s doing it, it seems like they’re making comedy
psst… i think they secretly are!
shut up, guys!
(you’d better start making music, or i’m gonna drag you off the stage.)

[audience chant]
drag them off the stage!
drag them off the stage!

[doggy jones retort]
you aren’t gonna drag us off the stage on my watch (no!!)

[angry fan rant: henry barker as angry fan]
you know what? i can’t believe i ever became fans of you guys in the first place!
because you know what?
you guys are really stupid!
and your band is stupid!
and i’m never gonna listen to you guys again unless you start making some great music!
and i’m betting, like… 100 over 100 meaning 1… 1 probability, 1… that you guys are never gonna do that!
and yes, this is from one of your longtime fans! so you’d better step it up, or you’re gonna lose every single fan you have!
and yes, i’m just someone from the audience!
alright! i will give you two minutes to start a song, and i know it seems…
and i know to you it seems like “hey, they can’t boss us around! they’re just someone in the audience!”
because you guys say a lot of that, even about the other band members!
or members of better bands! you’re like, “hey, you can’t boss me around!”
so… you guys are just being a~holes!
so… either make music… or begone!
[doggy jones confessions]
that hurts…
ugh!
it’s true, we were stupid…
in the first place, we were stupid, so stupid
yes. we never made the music ourselves…
someone else had to produce it
we’re just playing samples we made earlier from today as our “on the spot stuff”
these are the confessions… of doggy jones and the sock puppets

[doggy jones whining]
ugh… ugh…
i can’t take this…
i wish…just one more day! ugh!
ugh!
please, one more day!
we haven’t even gotten a hit single yet!
we haven’t even produced our own music yet!
aw… awoooooooooooo!
(doggy jones begins howling, and henry’s dog scout joins in.)

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